"I don't pronounce my R's. I call a garbage can a barrel, a water fountain a bubbla, a milkshake a frappe. I root for a team who hasn't won a World Series since 1918. I say Larry Bird and Bill Russel are the greatest basketball players. Ted Williams IS the greatest hitter ever. West of 128 is the boonies and I don't go near the Cape on the
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