speaking of crazed plotbunnies

[shadowbrides]

I now can't get the idea out of my head that Glorfindel of the Golden Flower was in fact Gondolin's head florist and only accidentally became a hero by getting his exquisitely managed golden hair tangled up in the Balrog's whip, stumbling and causing both to lose their balance and fall into the abyss, leaving behind only a heavy flowery perfume and

Comments

[huinare]

YES, THIS.

[shadowbrides]

this would definitely have to be a Case of the Two Glorfindels though, because that shiny guy who saved Frodo did not give me the impression he was a florist, although I wouldn't put it past him to smell like a flower bouquet (but I don't really put that past almost any elf).

[huinare]

Well, maybe it's the same Glorfindel and he ceased to be a florist after his balrog encounter because...er, PTSD...?

[engarian]

I love this! It makes so much sense!

- Erulisse (one L)

[shadowbrides]

about as much sense as a hyena joining a convent, I'd say.