The Random Question Meme!
An array of completely random questions about my friends!
Would
silmaril look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?pantsless. i happen to know she looks utterly divine in a skirt, and happily being twirled around the room. What is
badmagic's fantasy?okay, this may take a while to explain. using his government contacts to acquire large quantities of psychotomimetic agents, he and his minions then infiltrate -- stay with me here -- a josh groban concert. using aerators disguised as cell phone cameras, they move through the crowd and take position at the ley lines denoted in the necronomicon under "saphhic worship circle." just as the lush song stylings of groban's "cinema paradiso" cover hits the minor keys, they turn on the gas, and all of the ally mcbeal fans in the audience are suddenly gifted with hyperkinetic clitori, savage competitiveness, and proactive libidos. having extracted the precise quantity of 3-quinuclidinylbenzilate necessary to turn normally gentle heterosexual women into Alpha Lesbians, the resulting spectacle looks like a bizarre cross between lilith fair and thunderdome. the last woman standing mates with badmagic. What would
fiveseconddelay like to do for a living?you know that device the riddler invented in "batman forever," that sucked all of the brainwaves out of people watching tv and made him smarter? yeah. that. except they pay him to do it. Does
infogirl look better with long hair?shoulder-length, methinks. when it gets too long, she gets that virginia madsen thing going on and i get all woozy. Have you ever suspected
cavenessity of being a lifelike robot?sweet jesus, ALL the TIME. i mean, with the -- and her -- and the way she -- just, wow, man, you know? wow. Did
whimmydiddle steal the cookie from the cookie jar?yes, but they were her cookies. so, you know, all good. How would
kdsorceress survive on a desert island?with style. given the mixture of several seasons of "the tribe" and several years of girl scout training, rescuers would arrive to discover that she had somehow constructed a three-story treehouse with a shadow-puppet theater, a bamboo fireman's pole, fresh running water, an observation deck, and, improbably, a pinball game made of kelp and seashells. What will be
2sick2pray's last words?godDAMNit. What would your life be like if you had never met
disc_sophist?if you go to the beach in february, all of the stores are closed. corrugated steel shutters meet you at every entrance on the boardwalk. the airbrush paint on the windows is sunbleached, and the seagulls are hungry and underfed. the boardwalk is wet with salt spray that smells like the tears of regret. the soul-chilling wind blows against your skin like a sharp rebuke from a disappointed family member you used to look up to. it's a desolate, lonely corridor of heartache and loss. also, you're drunk. What would
thirdbase do with half a million dollars (U.S.)?she would somehow find a way to sail to every major league game in the country. with alan doyle. and rum. lots of rum.
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