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[tazira]

I recently heard a con story from a friend. Turns out this friend missed his chance at sex with a hot con chick, because she liked Jar Jar Binks, and he made the mistake of insulting the Jar Jar.

Sounds to me like the boy dodged a +3 Bullet of Psycho, but damn.

[shadowcaptain]

man. part of me wants to call bullshit on general principle ("but MAN, you should have SEEN this hot con chick i totally almost had sex with this one time" is the only anecdote in recorded history to trump "she's in canada; you don't know her" on the Wesley Crusher Scale of Imaginary Girlfriends), and part of me has this haunting feeling i know the girl he's talking about.

[torberg]

"she's in canada; you don't know her"

Have you heard My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada from Avenue Q?

[shadowcaptain]

i know that show and i will eventually cross paths, but we've missed each other so far.

[dcseain]

LOL. I saw it several times scrolling by, but only just now parsed the image. :D