Oh joy of joys

[shadowdrop]

I went to Burger King tonight with Kimi (my dog) because the cupboards are looking empty and I'm too sick to get up and shop.

On the way there, she breathed toward/on/at me. I don't think I can smell it, but OMG I can taste it in the air. I tried rolling down the windows, both to preoccupy her and to let the smell out, and it started to

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[shadowdrop]

Admittedly I'm giggling now. :D

[madaline_mcbain]

I'm sorry but I lol'ed

Backfire indeed!!!

[shadowdrop]

I so thought I'd won. And then I was pwnd.

[girliebacchanal]

Oh my fucking gawd that's awful and I'm sorry but I just about died laughing.

In a slightly related story, one time a bunch of people were getting drunk in my friend Kasey's parents basement, and one of their dogs pooped on the stairs. Apparently it smelled really bad close up. Kasey scooped up the dog poop into a plastic bag and then was so overcome by the smell that she puked in the bag. On top of the dog shit.

[shadowdrop]

That... is fucking amazing. I wouldn't have been able to make the bag, especially with fresh shit fumes coming out of it and hitting me in the face.

Now I want to throw up.

[greyface]

I wasn't over my giggliness from Shadowdrop's story... and then you had to go and write that! Kasey lost. Shadowdrop lost. I won (laughing is winning).

[princess_alina]

lol... that sucks... but i can just imagine that scene.. :)

[missmirandarae]

WOW That is such an amazingly funny fail. I laughed sooooo hard!