March 18. Pretend these are Tweets.

[shadowdrop]

In Idyllwild:

I'm old.

I got carded today.

Why in the hell was it 80 degrees in the mountains when there was still snow on the ground?

Old ladies think I'm "exotic." Their husbands are just bothered by me.

Currently:

There's some old bat shit broad warbling under my window. Hoping she goes away.

Comments

[dcwttaoo1]

your not old. You are just a beautiful women who feels her age, maybe. Its gets better (all lies).

You got carded? RAD!

Its because global warming is opposite land.

She will go away, at bed time. LOL