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...Slap someone.
With a fish.
...You know, the thing is, if I was going to do something to someone it wouldn’t be THAT. I’d, I don’t know, hack their accounts, or sic the dragon on them.
Why stop with just a fish?
But if I WERE going to hit someone with a fish...
Emma Frost.
Can’t you just see the expression on her face, if I did that?
And fish would still smell better than her perfume.
Which she wears too much of. And, hey, she could make a decent-covering shirt from the fish skin afterwards, as opposed to leather lingerie.
Really, it would be a service. And if I filmed it happening and sold the tape, hey, laughter is good for the soul. It would be good for someone, somewhere, I’m sure. And have nothing to do with the fact that I hate her.
...Wonder where I can get a fish.