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[shadowed_ruins]

Christmas quiz I made! Go, answer the questions and hopefully amuse me in my unamused mood.

1. At what age did you stop believing in Santa?

2. If you got nothing for Christmas would you think either A) Oh well, Santa must have fallen off a roof whilst trying to help a reindeer choking on a carrot (and then observe a minutes silence) B) Damn you

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You've already heard my answers, but here they are again.

[peterchayward]

1) ...what do you mean? Santa's real!
2) A.
3) Wrap up the Christmas elves and send them out.
4) I'd ring for a little kid, and pick the weapon with the most humorous consequences. If there's one thing I've learnt from movies, it's that kids can stop burglars in humorous ways.
5) I'd buy an aluminium pole and declare it "Festivus." A Festivus for the rest'uv'us!

Re: You've already heard my answers, but here they are again.

[shadowed_ruins]

Lol! You just had to post them didn't you! The 5th one made me laugh again when I saw it here.

I never said Santa isn't real. Its just that most people stop believing in it at sometime in their lives...that doesn't imply that he doesn't exist...*winks*

[infarium]

I loved the quiz! Here are my answers:

1. At what age did you stop believing in Santa? I shall never, ever stop believing! I quit expecting him to visit me around about 12, though.

2. If you got nothing for Christmas would you think either A) Oh well, Santa must have fallen off a roof whilst trying to help a reindeer choking on a carrot (and then observe a minutes silence) B) Damn you all! One day I shall control every toy factory in the world and give them to people who pay me the proper respect! .. I choose A, but only provisionally. The provision being that the future prophesised in B still comes to pass. XD

3. Little Christmas elves appear on your door and tell you that you, and only you, can save Christmas. You arrive at the North Pole to find all the toys have been eaten, how would you help the elves? Make those douchebags cough up the presents (literally) or force them to work double time at candy-cane point.

4. You find someone in your house stealing your presents...the thief sees you and runs for it. Such thievery is

[shadowed_ruins]

lol, good answers! Karma can be very convenient...and profitable! I pity anyone stupid enough to eat Christmas presents if that is the fate that awaits them! XD

[pyro_assassin]

hmm... interesting...

1. i dunno really.... i kind of switch back and forth..
2. B it's a no-brainer
3. hunt down those evil toy eaters and kill them
4. the shotgun, and run after the thief, shooting like mad
5. paper trees! or plastic.

[shadowed_ruins]

You evil evil world dominating maniac with a shot gun who likes paper trees! Yes...I know you now...I know you. Moohahah!!!!