I will be gone to the city.
Yesterday was the ROSS.
Today was the ALISON.
YAY!

Oh ye olives ( Read more... )

BAM!
I so bought pickles and french fries and ketchup...
My mom fed me expired soup...
Malcolm in the Middle! Sun Flowers!
SEEX!!

1. Reply with your name and I will write something random about you ( Read more... )

the Shock Jock
(52% dark, 43% spontaneous, 44% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also ( Read more... )

I have had some very strange dreams about releasing my Loaches into the wild and having their habitat destroyed by anti-environmentalist republicans ( Read more... )

Lets see...my old art class from high school is painting in the sun on the street and I pass them every morning on the way to work in a shitty office ( Read more... )

( You WISH )

It maybe restored my faith in humanity a little.
AUGH!!! The next one needs to come out! Now!
Must...discuss...

Instead I will read Sophie's World in ponder the meaning of life.

1. Drunk people disgust me. I don't understand why people get drunk. In my experience, it's really not fun. At all. Even if you get al lrelaxed and don't puke, still no fun. Besides which there is nothing less attractive on any level than a drunk person ( Read more... )