Comments | shadowerealm: I should have known

shadowerealm

I should have known

Nov 14, 2008 02:52

that going to bed before one would end badly. I just woke up 20 minutes ago with my back on fire. A quick check of the area answered what my lungs already had told me, hives all over my back and radiating outward to the rest of my body. I can feel my lungs filling with fluid and my eyes slolwly swelling up. What the hell did I get into that I'm ( Read more... )

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draggonlaady November 14 2008, 13:25:09 UTC

There's this old couple sitting in rocking chairs on the porch, just rocking. Without warning, the old man picks his cane up, leans over, and SLAMS it down across the old lady's thighs.

"OW! What on Earth?! Have you gone mad?"
"No, that's for 50 years of bad sex."

The woman looks flabbergasted, but goes back to rocking.

A few minutes later, the old lady picks up her knitting bag, and slaps the man across the face with it.

"What the Hell was that for, Woman?"
"For knowing the difference."

shadowerealm November 15 2008, 05:09:21 UTC

Oh boy. LOL

draggonlaady November 15 2008, 05:20:31 UTC

Hey, the request was just for a joke; it wasn't specified that it be a good joke!

shadowerealm November 15 2008, 06:48:58 UTC

True enough and I always like a good groaner ;)

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yaoikitten November 14 2008, 15:06:48 UTC

So this guy is at a bar and he sees a really hot chick. After a few beers and his friends egging him on he goes up to the girl and says "I'll give you a hundred dollars if you let me tweak your nipples." The chick is aghast, but then she starts to think about what she could do with the money. "Fine, but you can only tweak them for $100. Nothing else." The guy says that is fine so she opens her blouse and pulls her bra down. The guy gets right down there with his fingers ready to tweak them, then he stands up and says "Nah, I think I better not."

/Callin's one dirty joke she knows

shadowerealm November 15 2008, 05:17:52 UTC

grooan ~_^

akeminomura November 14 2008, 18:26:23 UTC

The joke is actually your allergic reaction. CONGRATS, YOU HAVE NOROVIRUS.

....

Fooled you!

shadowerealm November 15 2008, 05:10:57 UTC

Heh nice try but I didn't have any abdominal or cramping. :-P''

How's school treating you, haven't talked to you for like ever.

akeminomura November 15 2008, 05:12:33 UTC

Well, I thought you were a different person when I responded who is at Central Michigan so that's why I said the whole norovirus thing.

Yeah.

Kinda grew up and I'm in college now!

shadowerealm November 15 2008, 05:18:49 UTC

Heh it still worked. Growing up sucks, I'd watch out for that shit ;) What University are you going to now?

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