Had a very lucid dream last night where someone in a BMW broke into my car and not only stole my radio but everything else on the dashboard as well.

Bizarre

You will see this sign just after you cross the Elizabeth River.


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HOly crap, it's raining like hell!

See if you can follow me on this...

"A Day Without Immigrants" = all the Mexican restaurants are closed = a drastic decrease in greenhouse gases from the lowered methane levels

It could work!

On the other hand, Mexico has discovered a way to increase tourism.

They've legalized drug possesssion! Run for the Border!

I have 114,000 new reasons to hate the government, in pennies.

And no, it's not that I make enough to put me in a different tax bracket, it was just me being an asshat.


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I am in quite a foul mood for no reaons today.

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TEEN FALLS OUT BUS WINDOW WHILE USING BATHROOM

Maybe next time he shouldn't piss out the window?

Anyone else find the headlines about the Muslim overreaction to the Mohammed comic a bit silly?

AFGAN POLICE KILL 4 IN CARTOON PROTEST

For some reason all I can see in my head is the cast of Aqua Teen Hunger Force carrying picket signs.

I finally get a day off!

I haven't had one since the beginning of the year when they fired the store manager.