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[shadowpineapple]

My wrist is sprained. I shouldn't have left to get food.

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[transgender_man]

Ha ha.

[shadowpineapple]

It's not funny.

[transgender_man]

Yes. It is.

[shadowpineapple]

No, not at all.

[captainmessup]

Awwww D: That sounds painful!!!

What happened? .o

[shadowpineapple]

That's an understatement.

Carjacking. I was... stopping it and-- it doesn't matter.

Can you get me a sandwich? I don't feel like moving.

[captainmessup]

Sorry ;_

Oh wow! That is so heroic of you!

Of course *runs off and comes back with a sandwich*

[shadowpineapple]

If you think so. *was more-or-less forced into it*

*blinks* ... thanks.

[eatyoveggiesman]

It would be wise to put a print of some sort on that comrade!!

[shadowpineapple]

I'm aware.

[eatyoveggiesman]

How youthful!! *pulls out broccoli for a healthy snack*

[shadowpineapple]

Not really. I feel tired and these painkillers aren't working.

[sh_morningwood]

Good god, what happened?! *dramatic surprise*

[shadowpineapple]

It doesn't matter.

[sh_morningwood]

I'm sure Knockout Nurse would be more than happy to help you.

[shadowpineapple]

Knockout Nurse...?

[mr_moneyface]

You'll never have to leave your room again if you have the money. I could run a few errands for you if you paid well.

[shadowpineapple]

*eyes* Who're you supposed to be?

[mr_moneyface]

I'm your local, friendly errand runner who demands a sum of money before he works.