Marry/shag/cliff meme given to me by
japanpeterpan like four months ago. xD If you want to play just leave a comment. I've got two lists, but I'll just do the first one for now:
"The (Somewhat) Hawt List:"
Marry: Bret McKenzie
Though I am partial to Jemaine and his sternum bush (and god, those shoulders), Bret is undeniably adorable. Just look at his little face. It doesn't hurt that I'm a sucker for a man in a sweater.
And plus the LoTR fangirl in me wants to be able to say I'm married to motherfucking Figwit.
And whenever we fight we can dance out our anger:
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Shag: Dean Winchester
What can I say? He's a fucking bamf. Look at that scruff.
How is he so pretty? And the car, JFC. I have had dreams about that car, lemme tell you.
I'd love it and leave it though because the Winchesters are ten kinds of crazy. I'd like to say that I could marry Dean and become a hunter and help with the research and he could teach me how to shoot a gun and all that jazz, but those boys just have too much fucking emotional baggage. I can't really see either of them being with anyone else for the long term but each other (not necessarily in a wincest-y sense, mind you). And plus I am not about to wake up dead on some asshole's ceiling.
Cliff: Jack Twist
I'm sorry, Jack Twist, you adorable sheep-holding man, but it's the cliff for you. That complicated true-but-forbidden love ish is a hard act to follow.
Plus you grew that ugly mustache:
I mean, I know you were going through some thangs, but damn. It's called a mirror. Look into it and act accordingly.
You know what's really sad, though? I bought BBM on DVD around, I don't know, six months ago? And it's still unopened. I keep saying I'm gonna watch it again, but it's still sitting undisturbed on my DVD shelf between Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Reservoir Dogs. So neglected. Just finding these pictures made me teary-eyed. What the fuck. I hate this movie. xD