this journal needs less surveys and more pirates
Are you interested in more than one person at the moment?
my views on this are logical. sadly society's views are not.
Last night, did you talk to anyone until you fell asleep?
nope. i read books.
What’s in your pockets?
holes
Who are your last 3 missed calls from?
spam
How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?
17 or something, i had tried when i was a kid, but i was scared and no one would help me to learn. when i was older mom took me on a biking trail with hire bikes and i just got on one and went
What’s the best thing about summer?
blue skies
Have you ever felt completely lost?
yup. a good thing is to use yourself as a point of reference.
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
nope. never have
Do you have nightmares often?
not often
Are you dating the same person you were 3 months ago?
yeah. ooooh weird.
Should you be doing something else instead of this?
meh
Do you ever wonder what your life looks in someone else’s eyes?
not very impressive
Have you ever felt like you were dreaming even though you were awake?
yes. but i have done that before.
How many concerts have you been to?
a handfull
Where are you going to be in about 3 hour’s time?
on my way to hackspace. which i will probably either get to sawing or claim wood and leave early. not in the mood for it atm. should really be buying shoes.
Do you shower daily?
mostly
What kind of deodorant do you use?
well, i was using lynx roll on because its £1 atm. why isnt there an impulse roll on?
Do you know anybody who’s blind?
nope
What’s your mum doing at the moment?
working or on holiday
Do you like Skittles?
mhm, specially tropical
How many words with more than 8 letters do you know?
what, you think i categorize my vocabulary like that? nope.
Do you blow dry your hair?
almost never. i tried to make pirate centuary twists at the front a few days ago, and it just decided to not dry
What’s your favourite drink?
melon soda
What was the last gift you received?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do you have any action figures?
nope.
How do you like your eggs?
scrambled or sunny side up, but i cant eat them anymore ;_;
Do you own a digital camera?
nope
When was the last time you did laundry?
uh
Did you climb trees when you were younger?
yus!
Are you in a good mood today?
its sorta tired
Are you dating the first person in your contacts on your mobile?
nope
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
nope
Is it alright to curse in front of your parents?
its not appropriate. mom doesnt care. dad would.
Do you know anyone called Mike?
a few ppl
Has anything eventful happened today?
nope
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1. How long have you had the computer you're using? Do you have any desire to buy a new one?
my own pc is uhmmm... about 3 maybes 4 years old now. and yes.
2. If anyone had a problem with you, what do you think that would be? Would you agree with this?
generally, i tend to run into large arguments with people who's self esteeme comes from putting others down.
3. Would you say you have a stronger short-term or long-term memory?
long term. i remember like when i was 3 but not so well last year, and degrading the further forwards we come. now i know why old people talk about the old old old days so much
4. What is something you think is worth spending a lot of money on (besides the obvious house, car, etc.)?
getting a business running
5. Were you very mature upon entering adolescence, or did it take awhile for you to make the transition from kid to teenager?
hm. it wasnt a good time anyways. family problems.
6. Have you ever known anyone who had a stutter?
mhm
7. If it was your last day on Earth, what five junk foods would you choose to gorge on?
not sure i would...
8. When would you say your last "aha moment" or epiphany occurred? What was it about?
i think the grey fox is maybes hieronymus lex. possibly.
9. How close are you to achieving your dream? What steps have you taken, if any, and how much further do you have to go?
ahahahahaha
10. If you drive, have you ever had to honk your horn at someone? Is this something you do often? If you don't drive, could you imagine yourself honking at people a lot if you did?
no drivey
11. Do you think it's better to raise your children to have the same beliefs as you or raise them to be independent thinkers and make up their own minds? Why? Which do you plan on doing, if you plan on having children?
id let them know what i believed, what others believe as far as i know it... id give them a couple of options and ideas and id ask them what they think. its needless to drill religion etc into children, who will question it later anyways. let them think whilst they are young, and review as they grow, rather than grow to believe they have been told convinient lies.
12. Is there something you find beautiful that most others don't? (ex: weeds, blood...)
nature. blood is fascinating yeah.
13. How well do you deal with being put on the spot?
depends on mood and spot put on
14. If you were a punctuation mark (based on your personality) which one would you be and why?
; its odd, its not really fitting, kinda useless.
15. Would/do you prefer to take notes handwritten or on the computer?
at a lecture handwritten. but my handwriting is terrible.
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Six things you will find if you open my bag:
1. Sketchbook
2. Tin whistle
3. Jewellery of some sort
4. Keys
5. Book
6. MP3 Player
Six things in my bedroom:
1. Bed
2. Clothes
3. Games
4. Books
5. Art stuff
6. Computer
Six things that make me very happy:
1. Snow
2. The ocean
3. Stories with ridiculous characters
4. Singing
5. Flowers
6. Playing
Six things on my to-do list:
1. Register with docs to get my hand popped back into place
2. buy shoes
3. throw out half of room for move
4. find a cheap bed and mattress
5. finish shadowrun character
6. make tunic
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What was the last liquid that you choked on?
water
How many times did you wake up today before actually getting up?
oh geez, many. like 3 or 4 during the night due to housemates, and two or three in the morning
Did you or have you had sex with the last person you slept with in bed?
mhm
What breed was the last dog you saw?
dunno. staffie maybes
When you sign your name do you use your middle name?
i do a backwards squiggle. i need to do it about 5-10 times a day for work for silly reasons, so i dont bother doing it properly.
Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
hm
Describe the last place you went farther than one mile from your house.
anywhere
Who did you celebrate your last birthday with?
friends
Do you have anything important to do today?
nope
Was your last kiss initiated by you or the other person?
probably me
What appliance in your house had a light bulb burn out last?
the light
Do you buy a ton of things at the store at once or just for that day?
sorta for a few days
What did you last eat that required milk?
porridge
What brand of clothing dominates your wardrobe?
primark
When getting dressed do you put your pants or shirt on first?
pants
What color was the last thing you ate?
green
When you kiss a person where do your hands usually go?
depends on if im being romantic, dominating, sultry...
When drinking hard alcohol do you take shots more or make mixed drinks?
mixed or on the rocks
What is one song you listen to that you're sure not many people do?
aikawaraze
Have you ever woken up next to someone after a night of drinking?
yes, but always the person i went out drinking with.
Who was the last person you saw totally naked?
bf
Is your toilet paper on the right or left side of the toilet?
left
Name all the cards that you carry in your wallet?
debit, oyster, rp club.
What are the initials of a person who you'd secretly love to sleep with?
hehehe
Is there any doubt in your mind about the Christian concept?
the concept.....
Have you worn shorts or pants more in the past seven days?
jeans
Have you ever been told you've punched someone in your sleep?
nope. i just threaten to stab/kill people. it usually works too.
Do you use a handrail on stairs if there is one?
nope
What was the last thing you saw that made you smile?
scott lynchs reply to a pc/nonpc critic
What is your favorite drinking game?
uhh beer goggles is funniest
Do you have any tattoos that you don't like anymore?
nope
What was the last thing you sat on?
a seat
Who was the last person to sleep in your bed?
me
Where was the last place you went that sold CDs?
woah. maybes tescos
Do you have a shower curtain or door?
curtain
When can you legally go to an American bar?
whenever it is open
If a bug is in your car do you kill it or try to push it out your window?
get outta the window
Does your mail go to a P.O Box or to a mailbox at your house?
post uhh flappy thing in the door.
Is there laundry in your room that could be done?
mhm
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are you going to be one hundred percent honest?
oh dear lord help me i am
if your girlfriend/ boyfriend broke up with you tonight, what would you do?
continue to play oblivion.
could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
aside from medical ones, easy.
what are you wearing on your feet?
socks, rather dead shoes with many holes in them that took three days to dry and ergo reek :/
last dream you had:
dont remember it
has the opposite sex ever written you a poem?
yes ^_^
do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
*shrugs*
was last night enjoyable for you?
it was ok
what is the first letter of the last name of the last person you kissed?
D
do you change your phone background a lot?
nope
how’s your heart lately?
as usual
if you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?
climb. alligators cant climb, but they have a pretty good land speed. if i couldnt climb, id try to get in a position to hold its jaws shut, and possibly try to suck out its eyeballs or something idunno.
what have you done all day?
mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh
are you happy?
meh
do you want to tell someone how you feel?
nope, im cool.
ever gave a really long apology?
hm, dont think so. ive 'had a talk' with people, that ive initiated, when i was in the wrong... does that count?
has anyone told you they don’t ever wanna lose you?
its like stock phrase for 'i dont think about the real world'
who was the last person you high fived?
uhhhh
who did you last yell at and why?
stupid bitch housemate. she had brought someone into our house who was off his head and having an explosive argument with someone else outside, to the point where i felt unsafe. then said we all deserved alla the shit she brought our way and slagged off everyone.
then the next morning call me out because i didnt wanna return her bullshit pleasantries. then barefaced lied that she did something completely different and sober and not high or drunk that night. and that i was just making stuff up and being a bitch (hoping to get someone who wasnt there on her side) and ergo, i spoke over her until i had said my peice.
is your best friend pissing you off at this exact moment?
nope
where was the last place you fell asleep other than a bed?
a couch!
who slept in your bed with you last night?
just me
has anyone ever called you a bitch?
oh honey, of course they have.
will you be a strict parent one day?
not as such. and hopefully not a parent
can you go in public looking like you do?
meh
what was the last thing you ate?
wakame
Who’s one person who changed how you viewed something?
gareth... i now believe in family.
At what age do you feel like you grew up mentally/emotionally?
lawl
What annoys you most in a person?
twattery
What are you listening to right now?
construction drills.
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Do you classify Taco Bell as Mexican food? lawl. isnt it american chain store... not really.. id classify it about the same as i do forigen fish and chips.
A court jury is always told that they must render a verdict that is not interfered by typical human emotions, including sympathy. What are your thoughts on this? Do you think it is actually possible? Subconsciously, do you believe that emotions might affect the verdict? for most people its going to be hard to operate with cold hearted disconnection.
Do you have Zaxby's restaurants where you live? If so, have you ever eaten there? wtf
In your opinion, is Internet Explorer as bad as everyone says it is? YES. fuuu. it just... makes shit up html/css wise. you get it perfect in everything else and IE will still have some bullshit problem of its own design
When was the last time you updated your "About Me" section of your profile? my what???
There's also going to be a Hangover 3. How do you feel about that? i wonder if there will be an avengers 3.
Do you ever accidentally send a text message before you finish typing? mhm
When was the last time you were more tired than usual? What do you think lead to this? now. lack of sleep
What is your favorite kind of flower? i like lots of different ones. nothing traditional tho.
How many times have you seen hail in your life? lots
You are given a free plane ticket to any country in the world other than the one you are currently in...where do you go? austrailia in november :p
It was recently found that the average Subway and McDonald's meals only differ by 83 calories. Does this surprise you that Subway is almost as high in calories as McDonald's? hmm... sorta. but subway has lots of salad soo...
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Handwriting
Do you have neat writing? NOPE
How do you dot your i's? with a dot...
Are you right- or left-handed? lefty
Is your writing pretty small or large? even
Do you print or cursive write more? cursive
Do you ever get compliments on your handwriting? i have once or twice and it confused me
Do you prefer to write a paper or print it out from the computer? you CANNOT hand write a paper.
Comedy
Do you have a favourite comedian? meh
Would you rather watch slapstick comedy or romantic comedy? slapstick. never ever romance god.
Tell a random joke? your face
Have you ever peed your pants from laughing so hard? nope
Who is the funniest person you know? uhhh...
Do you think pranks are fun or just immature? both
Have you ever laughed at something that wasn't meant to be funny? all the time
Pictures
Are you one of those people who hates themselves in photos? mhm
Ever burned a picture you didn't like? nope
Do you have an album of your baby pictures? nope
Do you collect pictures from the internet? uh... yesssssssssssss
Where do you store all the pictures you have online? desktop but imma have to move to photobucket soon
Do you like to make scrapbooks?-
Post your current favourite picture of anything? i cant
Blood
Can you handle a lot of blood? i havent SEEN allot of blood. ive seen allot of my own, but its mine, and i was more fascinated than concerned
Where was the last place you unpurposely cut yourself? knee
Is there a scab on your body anywhere? probably
Do you enjoy gory movies? they are funny
Do you know anyone with diabetes? hmm possibly
Have you ever had to take care of a friend who was bleeding a lot? no. but id put pressure on it
Do you know how to make fake blood? its... syrup food colouring and a little cornflour no?
Magazines
Which is your favourite magazine? it was coilhouse
Do you get subscriptions or do you buy them in-store? from the net
How many different magazines do you find yourself reading consistently? none
How likely are you to be influenced by an advertisement? if i am thirsty and i see an ad for coke, i will think hmmmm. if its coilhouse, all of the ads are actually for cool things id like anyways
Ever used magazines to make collages or other art projects? prollys
Do you enjoy smelling perfume samples in magazines? they dont smell nice
Which would you rather read, a music or sports magazine? music
Nationality
Do you know the difference between nationality and heritage? mhm. as many people in england dont seem to get.
If so, what is your nationality? english
Can people easily tell your nationality from the way you look? well there are allot of white ppl in the world
Do people often mistake you for a different nationality? yeah
Are your parents the same nationality as you? yeah
If you could be any other nationality, which would you choose? nope
Are you proud of where you're from? meh
Clocks
What time is it now? 15:30 :(
Did you just read from a digital or analog clock? computer
Do you wear a watch often? nope
Are all the clocks in your house minutes too fast or slow? fast
Do you know what time it is in Tokyo, Japan right now? if i google.
Do you own a clock that makes a certain sound at the hour? nope. though grandparents have grandfather/grandmother clocks
Do you like the song "Clocks" by Coldplay? nope
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What music video do you wish you were in?: backstreets back... because lol
What makes you laugh the most?: horror movie deaths
You only can eat three things the rest of your life, what do choose?: buffet. pudding buffet.
What's one thing you wish you had in your life right now?: a diretion
If you had to give up your style, what other style would you choose?: how do you give up cant afford it and cant be arsed... i think id take up haute coture.
What's your favorite ice cream topping?: sprinkles, monkies blood
What is the bare minimum of sleep you could function on?: im allways functinong in it
Are you an animal lover?: i like them
What's the dumbest thing you've done because someone dared you?: shaved half eyebrows off. she said shed only take a tiney bit. jelous bitch.
What was the last thing you talked to your friends about?: books! and making things from wood
What part of your day do you look forward to the most?: sleep
What are your favorite song lyrics?: 'im just a tiney goldfish, slipping away from the vast shoal'
What profession do you admire the most?: nurses and stuff... people deal with allot of shit to help others
Do you believe in karma?: determinism
Did you have imaginary friends when you were younger?: nah, i more made up stories and drew shit
Have you ever smoked weed?: nope. but there are enough people who are on the street on my way home that me not smoking is sorta ineffective at me not inhaling.
Who do you look up to for your style?: my lack of funds
What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?: computer
What's your favorite amusement park ride?: rollercoaster
Who was the craziest teacher you've ever had?: hmm
Where would you like to travel that you have not been?: yes
If you could be any musician for a day, who would you be and why?: id like someones insight....
Do you have any tattoos?: nope
What are your favorite scary movies?: meh
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What is the single largest item in your house?: bed
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?: not terrible
What type of computer mouse do you use?: wireless but the thing needs batteries and the back compartment where you rest your hand shuts the power off too :/
What is your earliest memory?: nightmares, sleepwalking
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?: nope. but i should. because i should. allways thought id smash into the water and tear things and slap skin as a kid
Do you take vitamins?: nope
When did you first become interested in the opposite sex?: uh
Do you like to color inside the lines?: whut
What do you have set as your home page?: google
Do you have your own radio?: nope
Where would you hate to have to work?: HERE
Who is on your speed dial?: nope
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?: candles for atmosphere, bulbs for seeing
How much money did you spend today?: too much :/ im down £200 somehow.
What are you sitting on right now?: the universe
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?: i see behind me. sometimes i study myself. its not vanity, its curiosity.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: nope
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?: nope
How big is your bed?: small double
Do you like the smell of axe?: eh
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?: eh
Have you ever seen a volcano?: nope
What is the best halloween costume you've ever worn?: tiki mask
What kind of soap do you use?: showergel
Can you snowboard?: ive had a basic instructions course
How many icons do you have on your dekstop?: some
What is the biggest amount of money you've ever had at one time?: when studant loan came in.
Do you understand how telephones work?: electricity, magnets.
Do you write notes on your body?: sometimes
What is the prominent color in your closet?: black because band tshirts
What is sitting next to you right now?: listlessness
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?: no
Do you own any really old video game systems?: nah, gave that away
Are you good at baking?: nope
Have you ever made your own clothing?: hmm... no. but soon to start
Do you sneak into movie theatres?: nope. only castles.
What was your first job?: paperround
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?: crushed
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?: tiger
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?: mom
What do you want to buy from an infomercial?: nope..
Do you believe that animals have souls?: who says i believe in souls
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?: nope
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?: yup
What is the longest you can wait patiently?: depends on what for. i can do for an hour or so
Have you ever been under anesthesia?: only local injected, hurts like a bitch coming off
Are your fingernails long or short?: stupid long right now
Are you afraid of bright colors?: nope. like em.
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?: yeah. few weeks ago apparently :rolleyes: like i care.
Can you tell people honest things to their face?: yes
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?: iunno what grits is
Do you own a kite?: nope
Have you ever run down and up escalator or vice versa?: yeeeess
my views on this are logical. sadly society's views are not.
Last night, did you talk to anyone until you fell asleep?
nope. i read books.
What’s in your pockets?
holes
Who are your last 3 missed calls from?
spam
How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?
17 or something, i had tried when i was a kid, but i was scared and no one would help me to learn. when i was older mom took me on a biking trail with hire bikes and i just got on one and went
What’s the best thing about summer?
blue skies
Have you ever felt completely lost?
yup. a good thing is to use yourself as a point of reference.
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
nope. never have
Do you have nightmares often?
not often
Are you dating the same person you were 3 months ago?
yeah. ooooh weird.
Should you be doing something else instead of this?
meh
Do you ever wonder what your life looks in someone else’s eyes?
not very impressive
Have you ever felt like you were dreaming even though you were awake?
yes. but i have done that before.
How many concerts have you been to?
a handfull
Where are you going to be in about 3 hour’s time?
on my way to hackspace. which i will probably either get to sawing or claim wood and leave early. not in the mood for it atm. should really be buying shoes.
Do you shower daily?
mostly
What kind of deodorant do you use?
well, i was using lynx roll on because its £1 atm. why isnt there an impulse roll on?
Do you know anybody who’s blind?
nope
What’s your mum doing at the moment?
working or on holiday
Do you like Skittles?
mhm, specially tropical
How many words with more than 8 letters do you know?
what, you think i categorize my vocabulary like that? nope.
Do you blow dry your hair?
almost never. i tried to make pirate centuary twists at the front a few days ago, and it just decided to not dry
What’s your favourite drink?
melon soda
What was the last gift you received?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do you have any action figures?
nope.
How do you like your eggs?
scrambled or sunny side up, but i cant eat them anymore ;_;
Do you own a digital camera?
nope
When was the last time you did laundry?
uh
Did you climb trees when you were younger?
yus!
Are you in a good mood today?
its sorta tired
Are you dating the first person in your contacts on your mobile?
nope
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
nope
Is it alright to curse in front of your parents?
its not appropriate. mom doesnt care. dad would.
Do you know anyone called Mike?
a few ppl
Has anything eventful happened today?
nope
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1. How long have you had the computer you're using? Do you have any desire to buy a new one?
my own pc is uhmmm... about 3 maybes 4 years old now. and yes.
2. If anyone had a problem with you, what do you think that would be? Would you agree with this?
generally, i tend to run into large arguments with people who's self esteeme comes from putting others down.
3. Would you say you have a stronger short-term or long-term memory?
long term. i remember like when i was 3 but not so well last year, and degrading the further forwards we come. now i know why old people talk about the old old old days so much
4. What is something you think is worth spending a lot of money on (besides the obvious house, car, etc.)?
getting a business running
5. Were you very mature upon entering adolescence, or did it take awhile for you to make the transition from kid to teenager?
hm. it wasnt a good time anyways. family problems.
6. Have you ever known anyone who had a stutter?
mhm
7. If it was your last day on Earth, what five junk foods would you choose to gorge on?
not sure i would...
8. When would you say your last "aha moment" or epiphany occurred? What was it about?
i think the grey fox is maybes hieronymus lex. possibly.
9. How close are you to achieving your dream? What steps have you taken, if any, and how much further do you have to go?
ahahahahaha
10. If you drive, have you ever had to honk your horn at someone? Is this something you do often? If you don't drive, could you imagine yourself honking at people a lot if you did?
no drivey
11. Do you think it's better to raise your children to have the same beliefs as you or raise them to be independent thinkers and make up their own minds? Why? Which do you plan on doing, if you plan on having children?
id let them know what i believed, what others believe as far as i know it... id give them a couple of options and ideas and id ask them what they think. its needless to drill religion etc into children, who will question it later anyways. let them think whilst they are young, and review as they grow, rather than grow to believe they have been told convinient lies.
12. Is there something you find beautiful that most others don't? (ex: weeds, blood...)
nature. blood is fascinating yeah.
13. How well do you deal with being put on the spot?
depends on mood and spot put on
14. If you were a punctuation mark (based on your personality) which one would you be and why?
; its odd, its not really fitting, kinda useless.
15. Would/do you prefer to take notes handwritten or on the computer?
at a lecture handwritten. but my handwriting is terrible.
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Six things you will find if you open my bag:
1. Sketchbook
2. Tin whistle
3. Jewellery of some sort
4. Keys
5. Book
6. MP3 Player
Six things in my bedroom:
1. Bed
2. Clothes
3. Games
4. Books
5. Art stuff
6. Computer
Six things that make me very happy:
1. Snow
2. The ocean
3. Stories with ridiculous characters
4. Singing
5. Flowers
6. Playing
Six things on my to-do list:
1. Register with docs to get my hand popped back into place
2. buy shoes
3. throw out half of room for move
4. find a cheap bed and mattress
5. finish shadowrun character
6. make tunic
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What was the last liquid that you choked on?
water
How many times did you wake up today before actually getting up?
oh geez, many. like 3 or 4 during the night due to housemates, and two or three in the morning
Did you or have you had sex with the last person you slept with in bed?
mhm
What breed was the last dog you saw?
dunno. staffie maybes
When you sign your name do you use your middle name?
i do a backwards squiggle. i need to do it about 5-10 times a day for work for silly reasons, so i dont bother doing it properly.
Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
hm
Describe the last place you went farther than one mile from your house.
anywhere
Who did you celebrate your last birthday with?
friends
Do you have anything important to do today?
nope
Was your last kiss initiated by you or the other person?
probably me
What appliance in your house had a light bulb burn out last?
the light
Do you buy a ton of things at the store at once or just for that day?
sorta for a few days
What did you last eat that required milk?
porridge
What brand of clothing dominates your wardrobe?
primark
When getting dressed do you put your pants or shirt on first?
pants
What color was the last thing you ate?
green
When you kiss a person where do your hands usually go?
depends on if im being romantic, dominating, sultry...
When drinking hard alcohol do you take shots more or make mixed drinks?
mixed or on the rocks
What is one song you listen to that you're sure not many people do?
aikawaraze
Have you ever woken up next to someone after a night of drinking?
yes, but always the person i went out drinking with.
Who was the last person you saw totally naked?
bf
Is your toilet paper on the right or left side of the toilet?
left
Name all the cards that you carry in your wallet?
debit, oyster, rp club.
What are the initials of a person who you'd secretly love to sleep with?
hehehe
Is there any doubt in your mind about the Christian concept?
the concept.....
Have you worn shorts or pants more in the past seven days?
jeans
Have you ever been told you've punched someone in your sleep?
nope. i just threaten to stab/kill people. it usually works too.
Do you use a handrail on stairs if there is one?
nope
What was the last thing you saw that made you smile?
scott lynchs reply to a pc/nonpc critic
What is your favorite drinking game?
uhh beer goggles is funniest
Do you have any tattoos that you don't like anymore?
nope
What was the last thing you sat on?
a seat
Who was the last person to sleep in your bed?
me
Where was the last place you went that sold CDs?
woah. maybes tescos
Do you have a shower curtain or door?
curtain
When can you legally go to an American bar?
whenever it is open
If a bug is in your car do you kill it or try to push it out your window?
get outta the window
Does your mail go to a P.O Box or to a mailbox at your house?
post uhh flappy thing in the door.
Is there laundry in your room that could be done?
mhm
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are you going to be one hundred percent honest?
oh dear lord help me i am
if your girlfriend/ boyfriend broke up with you tonight, what would you do?
continue to play oblivion.
could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
aside from medical ones, easy.
what are you wearing on your feet?
socks, rather dead shoes with many holes in them that took three days to dry and ergo reek :/
last dream you had:
dont remember it
has the opposite sex ever written you a poem?
yes ^_^
do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
*shrugs*
was last night enjoyable for you?
it was ok
what is the first letter of the last name of the last person you kissed?
D
do you change your phone background a lot?
nope
how’s your heart lately?
as usual
if you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?
climb. alligators cant climb, but they have a pretty good land speed. if i couldnt climb, id try to get in a position to hold its jaws shut, and possibly try to suck out its eyeballs or something idunno.
what have you done all day?
mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh
are you happy?
meh
do you want to tell someone how you feel?
nope, im cool.
ever gave a really long apology?
hm, dont think so. ive 'had a talk' with people, that ive initiated, when i was in the wrong... does that count?
has anyone told you they don’t ever wanna lose you?
its like stock phrase for 'i dont think about the real world'
who was the last person you high fived?
uhhhh
who did you last yell at and why?
stupid bitch housemate. she had brought someone into our house who was off his head and having an explosive argument with someone else outside, to the point where i felt unsafe. then said we all deserved alla the shit she brought our way and slagged off everyone.
then the next morning call me out because i didnt wanna return her bullshit pleasantries. then barefaced lied that she did something completely different and sober and not high or drunk that night. and that i was just making stuff up and being a bitch (hoping to get someone who wasnt there on her side) and ergo, i spoke over her until i had said my peice.
is your best friend pissing you off at this exact moment?
nope
where was the last place you fell asleep other than a bed?
a couch!
who slept in your bed with you last night?
just me
has anyone ever called you a bitch?
oh honey, of course they have.
will you be a strict parent one day?
not as such. and hopefully not a parent
can you go in public looking like you do?
meh
what was the last thing you ate?
wakame
Who’s one person who changed how you viewed something?
gareth... i now believe in family.
At what age do you feel like you grew up mentally/emotionally?
lawl
What annoys you most in a person?
twattery
What are you listening to right now?
construction drills.
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Do you classify Taco Bell as Mexican food? lawl. isnt it american chain store... not really.. id classify it about the same as i do forigen fish and chips.
A court jury is always told that they must render a verdict that is not interfered by typical human emotions, including sympathy. What are your thoughts on this? Do you think it is actually possible? Subconsciously, do you believe that emotions might affect the verdict? for most people its going to be hard to operate with cold hearted disconnection.
Do you have Zaxby's restaurants where you live? If so, have you ever eaten there? wtf
In your opinion, is Internet Explorer as bad as everyone says it is? YES. fuuu. it just... makes shit up html/css wise. you get it perfect in everything else and IE will still have some bullshit problem of its own design
When was the last time you updated your "About Me" section of your profile? my what???
There's also going to be a Hangover 3. How do you feel about that? i wonder if there will be an avengers 3.
Do you ever accidentally send a text message before you finish typing? mhm
When was the last time you were more tired than usual? What do you think lead to this? now. lack of sleep
What is your favorite kind of flower? i like lots of different ones. nothing traditional tho.
How many times have you seen hail in your life? lots
You are given a free plane ticket to any country in the world other than the one you are currently in...where do you go? austrailia in november :p
It was recently found that the average Subway and McDonald's meals only differ by 83 calories. Does this surprise you that Subway is almost as high in calories as McDonald's? hmm... sorta. but subway has lots of salad soo...
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Handwriting
Do you have neat writing? NOPE
How do you dot your i's? with a dot...
Are you right- or left-handed? lefty
Is your writing pretty small or large? even
Do you print or cursive write more? cursive
Do you ever get compliments on your handwriting? i have once or twice and it confused me
Do you prefer to write a paper or print it out from the computer? you CANNOT hand write a paper.
Comedy
Do you have a favourite comedian? meh
Would you rather watch slapstick comedy or romantic comedy? slapstick. never ever romance god.
Tell a random joke? your face
Have you ever peed your pants from laughing so hard? nope
Who is the funniest person you know? uhhh...
Do you think pranks are fun or just immature? both
Have you ever laughed at something that wasn't meant to be funny? all the time
Pictures
Are you one of those people who hates themselves in photos? mhm
Ever burned a picture you didn't like? nope
Do you have an album of your baby pictures? nope
Do you collect pictures from the internet? uh... yesssssssssssss
Where do you store all the pictures you have online? desktop but imma have to move to photobucket soon
Do you like to make scrapbooks?-
Post your current favourite picture of anything? i cant
Blood
Can you handle a lot of blood? i havent SEEN allot of blood. ive seen allot of my own, but its mine, and i was more fascinated than concerned
Where was the last place you unpurposely cut yourself? knee
Is there a scab on your body anywhere? probably
Do you enjoy gory movies? they are funny
Do you know anyone with diabetes? hmm possibly
Have you ever had to take care of a friend who was bleeding a lot? no. but id put pressure on it
Do you know how to make fake blood? its... syrup food colouring and a little cornflour no?
Magazines
Which is your favourite magazine? it was coilhouse
Do you get subscriptions or do you buy them in-store? from the net
How many different magazines do you find yourself reading consistently? none
How likely are you to be influenced by an advertisement? if i am thirsty and i see an ad for coke, i will think hmmmm. if its coilhouse, all of the ads are actually for cool things id like anyways
Ever used magazines to make collages or other art projects? prollys
Do you enjoy smelling perfume samples in magazines? they dont smell nice
Which would you rather read, a music or sports magazine? music
Nationality
Do you know the difference between nationality and heritage? mhm. as many people in england dont seem to get.
If so, what is your nationality? english
Can people easily tell your nationality from the way you look? well there are allot of white ppl in the world
Do people often mistake you for a different nationality? yeah
Are your parents the same nationality as you? yeah
If you could be any other nationality, which would you choose? nope
Are you proud of where you're from? meh
Clocks
What time is it now? 15:30 :(
Did you just read from a digital or analog clock? computer
Do you wear a watch often? nope
Are all the clocks in your house minutes too fast or slow? fast
Do you know what time it is in Tokyo, Japan right now? if i google.
Do you own a clock that makes a certain sound at the hour? nope. though grandparents have grandfather/grandmother clocks
Do you like the song "Clocks" by Coldplay? nope
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What music video do you wish you were in?: backstreets back... because lol
What makes you laugh the most?: horror movie deaths
You only can eat three things the rest of your life, what do choose?: buffet. pudding buffet.
What's one thing you wish you had in your life right now?: a diretion
If you had to give up your style, what other style would you choose?: how do you give up cant afford it and cant be arsed... i think id take up haute coture.
What's your favorite ice cream topping?: sprinkles, monkies blood
What is the bare minimum of sleep you could function on?: im allways functinong in it
Are you an animal lover?: i like them
What's the dumbest thing you've done because someone dared you?: shaved half eyebrows off. she said shed only take a tiney bit. jelous bitch.
What was the last thing you talked to your friends about?: books! and making things from wood
What part of your day do you look forward to the most?: sleep
What are your favorite song lyrics?: 'im just a tiney goldfish, slipping away from the vast shoal'
What profession do you admire the most?: nurses and stuff... people deal with allot of shit to help others
Do you believe in karma?: determinism
Did you have imaginary friends when you were younger?: nah, i more made up stories and drew shit
Have you ever smoked weed?: nope. but there are enough people who are on the street on my way home that me not smoking is sorta ineffective at me not inhaling.
Who do you look up to for your style?: my lack of funds
What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?: computer
What's your favorite amusement park ride?: rollercoaster
Who was the craziest teacher you've ever had?: hmm
Where would you like to travel that you have not been?: yes
If you could be any musician for a day, who would you be and why?: id like someones insight....
Do you have any tattoos?: nope
What are your favorite scary movies?: meh
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What is the single largest item in your house?: bed
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?: not terrible
What type of computer mouse do you use?: wireless but the thing needs batteries and the back compartment where you rest your hand shuts the power off too :/
What is your earliest memory?: nightmares, sleepwalking
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?: nope. but i should. because i should. allways thought id smash into the water and tear things and slap skin as a kid
Do you take vitamins?: nope
When did you first become interested in the opposite sex?: uh
Do you like to color inside the lines?: whut
What do you have set as your home page?: google
Do you have your own radio?: nope
Where would you hate to have to work?: HERE
Who is on your speed dial?: nope
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?: candles for atmosphere, bulbs for seeing
How much money did you spend today?: too much :/ im down £200 somehow.
What are you sitting on right now?: the universe
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?: i see behind me. sometimes i study myself. its not vanity, its curiosity.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: nope
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?: nope
How big is your bed?: small double
Do you like the smell of axe?: eh
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?: eh
Have you ever seen a volcano?: nope
What is the best halloween costume you've ever worn?: tiki mask
What kind of soap do you use?: showergel
Can you snowboard?: ive had a basic instructions course
How many icons do you have on your dekstop?: some
What is the biggest amount of money you've ever had at one time?: when studant loan came in.
Do you understand how telephones work?: electricity, magnets.
Do you write notes on your body?: sometimes
What is the prominent color in your closet?: black because band tshirts
What is sitting next to you right now?: listlessness
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?: no
Do you own any really old video game systems?: nah, gave that away
Are you good at baking?: nope
Have you ever made your own clothing?: hmm... no. but soon to start
Do you sneak into movie theatres?: nope. only castles.
What was your first job?: paperround
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?: crushed
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?: tiger
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?: mom
What do you want to buy from an infomercial?: nope..
Do you believe that animals have souls?: who says i believe in souls
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?: nope
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?: yup
What is the longest you can wait patiently?: depends on what for. i can do for an hour or so
Have you ever been under anesthesia?: only local injected, hurts like a bitch coming off
Are your fingernails long or short?: stupid long right now
Are you afraid of bright colors?: nope. like em.
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?: yeah. few weeks ago apparently :rolleyes: like i care.
Can you tell people honest things to their face?: yes
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?: iunno what grits is
Do you own a kite?: nope
Have you ever run down and up escalator or vice versa?: yeeeess