Title: 5 Times Keito Turned Into a Sadist
Author:
shadowsofcherryPairing: Hints of various pairings.
Genre: Sadistic and hopeless attempt on crack.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sadistic thoughts and ideas.
Summary: The calm and collected Keito turns sadistic.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of them. Not yet.
Notes: Written for
HS7-thon. Keito being a sadist = xD
I.
"Ryutaro! Your hamster is causing a lot of trouble!" Yamada said as he lifted a cushion to check if the little critter was there.
"Really, Ryu-chan...you should never let it leave your sight!" Chinen stated as he went to see the corners of the dressing room.
"Can't you put it in its cage every once in a while, Ryutaro?" Yuto said as he joined the search for the hamster.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know it would run away from me like that." Ryutaro said as he knelt down to look under the table.
"Ryutaro! Your hamster left a mess on my new electric guitar!" Keito shouted in frustration. "I swear if ever I see your hamster first, it will be dead!"
Ryutaro's eyes widened.
"Please don't let Keito find my hamster first!" Ryutaro pleaded in the verge of tears as he looked at the other members of 7.
II.
"Gaaaaah! I hate Yabu!" Hikaru said as he stormed in the dressing room. "I just asked him to buy me a cotton candy and then he rejected me. Is it wrong?! Tell me, Keito! Tell me!!"
"Well then, Hikaru-kun, do you want me to do something about it?" Keito asked and Hikaru bounced happily over to him.
"You'll do that?!" Hikaru practically squealed as he held Keito's shoulders shaking them.
"Yeah. If you want, I can easily push Yabu and make him roll down the stairs." Keito said nonchalantly almost with no expression at all.
Hikaru stared with wide eyes and slowly backed away before he made a run.
"YA-YABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Hikaru cried out with arms flapping.
Keito merely shrugged and turned back to the magazine he was reading.
III.
"No! I'm not going to sleep!" Ryutaro cried out, running away. The rest of 7 in the hotel room were bothered.
"Ugh, Ryutaro. I'll squeeze the life out of you." Keito said groggily and moved towards Ryutaro. Keito paused for a few seconds and then started to speak. "Now, sleep!"
"Keito, what did you do?" Yuto asked as he looked at Ryutaro, who fell asleep within seconds.
"I hypnotized him and then made him follow my command. It's definitely useful...especially when manipulating people." Keito smirked devlishly as he placed a dangling silver object in his pocket.
"That was cool, Keito!" Chinen said.
"Yeah! Definitely cool! Don't you think so, Yama-chan?" Yuto asked Yamada who was beside him.
"I think Keito is Cerberus* in the flesh." Yamada said fretfully.
Yamada, Yuto and Chinen all moved away from Keito.
IV.
"What a lovely pink aura surrounding those two..." Daiki stated referring to Yamada and Yuto. "...over there too." Daiki continued as he turned to Chinen and Ryutaro.
"He's overdosed on Pocky sticks again, isn't he?" Inoo whispered to Takaki referring to Daiki acting like a psychic.
"Most likely..." Takaki said with a heavy sigh.
"I'm definitely finishing you! Bloody hell!"
Takaki, Inoo and Daiki all turned in the direction of the voice. They all saw Keito busy with Ryutaro's DS and very much into the violent game he installed there.
"AH! What a dark and gloomy aura!" Daiki declared with wide eyes.
Inoo and Takaki cringed.
V.
"Yama-chan! Catch!" a hyper Yuto said as he threw a soccer ball at Yamada. Yamada received it and then passed it to Chinen.
"Chii! Catch this!" Yamada hit the ball towards Chinen's direction.
"Ryu-chan, receive!" Chinen shouted.
"Wha?" Ryutaro was hit and something shatters.
Suddenly, a chuckle came from behind four of 7's members. They all turned around scared to death.
"Keito! Thank goodness! We thought it was-" Yuto's statement expressing relieve was cut off.
"I see dead people~" Keito said in that low yet shrilly sing-song voice followed with a smirk and another chuckle.
Yamada shook and felt the hair on the back of his neck stand up. Yuto's mouth hang agape. Chinen and Ryutaro started wailing.
A/N: *referring to Cerberus of Tantei Gakuen Q.