[FIC] Upside-down Pineapple Cake
Title: Upside-down Pineapple Cake
Rating: K+/PG-13/Crack
Genre/Warnings: Crack/Humor
Word Count: 300!
Topic: Revenge
Spoilers?: None
Summary: Iruka attempts to teach Kakashi, and his class, a lesson. One-shot, drabble.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.
A/N: Written for kakairu100; x-posted to my journal, ff.net and kakairu. Sorry for the spam~! Unbetaed
Revenge, so they say, is a dish best served cold.
In this case, though, it was being served piping hot and upside-down, like a sugary pineapple upside-down cake.
This is what Kakashi gets for attempting to molest him while he's in the middle of class!
Iruka's back is to his current class, facing so that only Kakashi can see the mischievous gleam in his eyes.
“Have you learned your lesson?” Iruka drawls, slowly, in a voice his tittering class recognizes only all-too-well.
The class knows, by that tone, that the man hanging upside down above them is in a lot of trouble. They also know that this man, by the shade of his vest, is a Jounin; the man's rank is part of what makes this situation so funny.
It helps, of course, that the man looks panicked and flustered at being caught by Iruka-sensei.
“Maa, Iruka-sensei. Of course,” the man tries, sounding nervous; apparently, he knew that tone, too.
“Then, you promise to burn all of those orange monstrosities immediately?” The tittering gets a little louder for a moment at the horrified look on the man's upside-down face.
Iruka stares expectantly, tapping his foot; waiting for an answer. Kakashi stares back, sweat beginning to trickle down the back of his neck and into his hair; he could hold out. He had to hold out; his precious novels were at stake!
Iruka quirks an eyebrow. Kakashi's eye twitches; he will not give!
Iruka's mouth turns up into a slow, sexy smirk and Kakashi promptly crumbles, finally giving into that look and tone.
“Alright, alright; they'll be gone by the time you get home.”
The class continues to giggle, even after their sensei gets back to the lesson, leaving the pouting Jounin hanging where he'd been trapped.
Rating: K+/PG-13/Crack
Genre/Warnings: Crack/Humor
Word Count: 300!
Topic: Revenge
Spoilers?: None
Summary: Iruka attempts to teach Kakashi, and his class, a lesson. One-shot, drabble.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.
A/N: Written for kakairu100; x-posted to my journal, ff.net and kakairu. Sorry for the spam~! Unbetaed
Revenge, so they say, is a dish best served cold.
In this case, though, it was being served piping hot and upside-down, like a sugary pineapple upside-down cake.
This is what Kakashi gets for attempting to molest him while he's in the middle of class!
Iruka's back is to his current class, facing so that only Kakashi can see the mischievous gleam in his eyes.
“Have you learned your lesson?” Iruka drawls, slowly, in a voice his tittering class recognizes only all-too-well.
The class knows, by that tone, that the man hanging upside down above them is in a lot of trouble. They also know that this man, by the shade of his vest, is a Jounin; the man's rank is part of what makes this situation so funny.
It helps, of course, that the man looks panicked and flustered at being caught by Iruka-sensei.
“Maa, Iruka-sensei. Of course,” the man tries, sounding nervous; apparently, he knew that tone, too.
“Then, you promise to burn all of those orange monstrosities immediately?” The tittering gets a little louder for a moment at the horrified look on the man's upside-down face.
Iruka stares expectantly, tapping his foot; waiting for an answer. Kakashi stares back, sweat beginning to trickle down the back of his neck and into his hair; he could hold out. He had to hold out; his precious novels were at stake!
Iruka quirks an eyebrow. Kakashi's eye twitches; he will not give!
Iruka's mouth turns up into a slow, sexy smirk and Kakashi promptly crumbles, finally giving into that look and tone.
“Alright, alright; they'll be gone by the time you get home.”
The class continues to giggle, even after their sensei gets back to the lesson, leaving the pouting Jounin hanging where he'd been trapped.