A year has certainly brought about a lot of changes.  For instance, I have turned into a barbarian.   How do I know for sure?  I don't think I own a brush anymore.  I am turning a sun-filled, bronze-ish color.  And, way to many times, I have kicked open doors in public places without thinking about it.  Seriously, you can't take me anywhere.

I also ( Read more... )

I went to The Reef to eat a fish. You are what you eat. My scales reflect the pretty green waves. One day I will swim to the Carribean. There, there are tigers hiding behind the rocks.

Today I fell into a bayou. And was stung by a caterpillar. Which was weird becuase I did not know that they had stingers ( Read more... )

ROAD TRIP!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!! O_o

Out of Montana and onto bigger and better things.

Hope to be in Chicago by weekend. Nothing can stop me, except perhaps herds of wild stampeding buffalo. Then Atlanta. Then New Orleans, where my new job starts on the 14th. I will circle the US in a weird sporadic fashion in tune with my thought processes.

Happy B-day Grace!!!

This is for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0

Hehehe.

January, I got my license. On Valentines Day, I bought a car from a guy named Chuck Norris. Today, I am in Vancouver, BC. Why? Because I can. It was hard explaining that to imigration (just as hard as it was explaining a machete in my car--it is to fend off the bears).

Boo ( Read more... )

The banshee sized up the two girls in an imperial, regal manner.  Kathy had, at this time, managed to yank her ankles out of the murk. She used her legs to hold on to the branch, reserving her arms to place a death grip over her ears.  She was not ready to listen to death’s personal singing telegram.

Becca, on the other hand, was debating what ( Read more... )

She was horrified as she felt the cold body press up against her and the bile rise in her throat. His chest was like marble, hard and ungiving, as her hand raised to push him back. He wasn't going anywhere, it seemed. Her eyes rose to his face, blue and pale with death. Yet the look he gave her was soft. So at contrast with his body. But even this ( Read more... )

“Now, if you are finally ready, it is time to start thinking about the job at hand.”  Blue stated.  “We only have a few days to save the world, and procrastination is not an option.”

“I have never procrastinated a day in my life.” Kathy pronounced over her coffee.

“ENOUGH with the sarcasm!  I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation. ( Read more... )