i wish i could paint. i probably wouldnt talk so much.

i was watching some kinda silly sex show. really boring until they started talking about some kind buzzy thing u can get for your tongue to help out with the oral. i really really really hope they werent lying cause i have a new mission in life.

yeah i still wanna b suprised in a good way.

Sometimes things are exactly what they seem to be.

sometimes i wish life had a reset button.

Dodgeball has the best ending out of any movie ever.

Juniper died last night. She was a dog. I had her 12 years. So many things that cant be put into words. But I have to try cause this is her euology. I have never been around any one living being for as long a time. She was selfwilled and independant unless she had done something wrong or I called her. She was the smartest dog I have ever ( Read more... )

Question: If you eat a tiny roasted chicken deep in the forest and there is noone there to see or hear it, do you have to use a napkin?

Answer: Only if the chicken isnt cold.

Lost in the drift. Shedding all the things that ever meant anything. So stuck in shades of grey. Black and white have become twisted fairy tales with never a happy ending. Crossing line after line in a land with no tunnels much less any light. It sucks when you are only good at the things that break you.

mmmmmmm tiny roasted chicken. so tasty so roasted so tiny so wonderful. yay for panera too!!