MEMEage from ze dragynflies, 'cause I'm hella bored over here.
1. What is the first person you ever slept with's middle name?
Doesn't count, hasn't happened yet.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
My lucky Ophelia undies. They're white, and they used to say "YES" on them. That was before the gems came out in the wash.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Strangely, something incredibly happy.
4. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action?
I don't have unnecessarily slutty friends. :) Well, perhaps one, but I don't pay enough attention to her to merit a phone number.
5. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
I don't even like to think about that one. Probably some sort of very expensive vegetarian sushi.
6. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles. Love 'em.
7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Michael Fuckin' A. West. No one! I'm a pacifist! ::cheery grin::
8. Last person you want to hear their problems?
What does this question mean, exactly?
9. What is the thing most important to you about the gender you are interested in?
Understanding, laughter, caring (and I hate to say it but the boobs).
10. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Yes.
11. If you could have any super power what would it be?
I want to fly.
12. Favorite hangover cure?
I've only ever had one. And it was hellish. So I'd love to hear of any cures.
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Does it count if I've only ever gotten tipsy on an incredibly empty stomach?
14. Favorite lyric?
Hmm. "Hold on to nothing as fast as you can," Pretty Good Year, Tori Amos. That's my classic. Right now? Something by Tegan and Sara that I'm forgetting as we speak. Er, type.
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Probably brunette and poufy-curly, if it fits them.
16. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Weirdly, deaf. I like my sight.
17. Did you make any new years resolutions this year?
Ohhhhh, no. They never turn out. :)
18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Well, nine-year-old's got that crippling heroin addiction...
19. Least favorite month?
Oooooh, January. Or February. Any brutally cold winter month that doesn't deserve to be brutally cold.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
::sly grin::
21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
PETER PAN. Represent.
23. When's the last time you went on a date?
I can't even remember.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Dirrrrrrrty.
25. Fall or spring?
Spring!
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Uh. Katy?
27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with.
Ha, not applicable in half-a-sense. Otherwise, DEEEEEE.
28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
In some comfortable home with my... live-in person? Marriage makes me shudder.
29. Who is the person you can count on most?
Mellsie and Carrie.
30. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age are not factors?
::COUGH::
Well. Idina Menzel. But you saw that coming. Tracie Thoms. And, that's all that's coming to mind in my hazy vampiric state.
31. What books have you pretended you've read?
Seriously? Mists of Avalon and 1,000 Cranes.
32. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Hopelessly dismal except when it's fun, which is all the time.
33. Favorite drinking game?
I've never played them. How virginal of me. :)
Firsts
First car:
I still can't drive, damnit.
First REAL break-up:
What are we counting as real, here? Justin, perhaps.
First job:
Sitting for the kiddies
First screen name:
heyshae13
First self-purchased album:
HANSON: Middle of Nowhere. WORD.
First funeral:
My great aunt.
First pet:
La Bouche and Myrrh the cats.
First credit card:
::pout::
First true love:
I think that'd have to be Josh.
First enemy:
Hannah.
First big trip:
We took this huuuuge 'round-the-country vacation when I was 12. We also went to GA and TN lots when my grandparents were still living.
First music you remember hearing in your house:
Jazz, combined with Motown and 60s folk-rock.
First broken bone:
Never broken one.
First serious illness:
Scarlet fever at age 7.
Lasts...
Last cigarette:
Nope. Dun touch 'em. I'm a performer, I've got my voice. And the asthma.
Last kiss:
Jenny.
Last good cry:
Last night?
Last book read:
Stupid Crime and Punishment, a WIP. Before that, Anansi Boys.
Last movie seen:
Imagine Me and You in theatres, Flawless at home.
Last dream:
Two nights ago. I was married to Tracie Thoms. Or we were dating. Or something. Anyway, we were on the top of a boat, and it sunk. We lived. And we made out. The rescue boats exploded. We lived. And kissed again. Somehow we ended up on an island with freaky tribal people.
Last beverage drank:
Apple juice.
Last food consumed:
Waffles.
Last tv show watched:
LOST. OMG LOST.
Last shoes worn:
Mis Chucks.
Last outfit worn:
Bum gear from my jammie pile.
Last cd played:
Ze Collins!pod has been favoring Company and Under The Pink, as of late.
Last wish:
For me to be asleep.
Last item bought:
Rent DVD. I think also a muffin. Once.
Last annoyance:
Conservative viewpoints.
Last disappointment:
The unfortunate realization that some people are abominably stupid.
Last soda drank:
Ginger ale.
Last ice cream eaten:
Vanilla on Saturday.
Last alcohol drink:
Pina Colada.