a joke

[shaffy024]

so I came into work this morning on time. My supervisor is like "I have something different for you to do today!" and I was all like yay, I like variety once in a while at this dull as crap job.

But just when my expectations that this job would be a bit more interesting today were lifted...she says "I have to apologize though, this'll probably be

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[____luxaeterna]

better than staring into the abyss...i'd love to have that job. i can't read, do hw, or anything. in fact....even if i've cleaned the entire store and there we have no customers i am not allowed to do anything except sit and wait.

MLIA (but a little fucked too)

[shaffy024]

oh my goodness I wouldn't be able to handle that, plus that chair you sit on doesn't look too comfortable either...=/

[burning_dragoon]

Jug of Sympathy

[shaffy024]

Jug of Thanks

[brokensoldier]

let me know when you start seeing grids in front of you 24/7 so i can borrow you for my senior art project.

[shaffy024]

seeing grids? art project? are you going to represent hallucinations as reality?? that'd be awesome

[brokensoldier]

actually i was going to use you to draw straight lines since by then you'd be a pro at it. but hey that works too - im open to ideas since i pretty much dont know what im gonna do!

[shaffy024]

haha sadly, i was using a ruler for this task, and even then i was so tired of doing it i wasn't drawing the lines straight.

senior year is scary.

[jen411]

HAHA omg worsttttttt job ever. I'm so sorry.

[shaffy024]

lol it's ok...just have to deal with this stiff neck today...haha