Dear World,

I think you and I have finally reached an understanding. Thank you.

Love,
Me

PS - Sorry for getting so annoyed with you last semester.

So the campus library has a very small elevator that can fit two carts with a bit of standing space in between. I was moving around boxes of books on the carts with this woman named Gail. We both pile in to the elevator with our carts and she goes "woo tight fit, it's a good thing we're both small ( Read more... )

In my completely exhausted and caffeine rittled brain I say: I think I have passed beyond that state of happiness I mentioned before into something else I wish I had words for. Damn prepositions.

I am happier than life should allow right now. There's really not much that could bring me down, and that's a good feeling ( Read more... )

These are incredibly gorgeous from a book of German poetry and songs from 1863 ( Read more... )

Even though yesterday was a very chill day, I still enjoyed it very much. Basically, I had 5 different people make me feel a lot better about myself and happy. It's nice to be reminded that I'm still doing something right with my life.

So there's this book now called Life Sentences for Everybody
It's full of amusing one sentence things which generally end in death

This one was funny to me because I enjoy puns:

"Susan Egg"

"Yield!"
the road sign commanded,
and Susan Egg, in
the back seat,
dutifully complied--
with the result that
nine months later,
on advice of counsel,
she filed
a paternity ( Read more... )

like more poetry. From a journal called Chicago Review

I just thought right now why I am suddenly getting so into poetry even though I have never had any desire to write any myself.  I can relate to these sort of things because I am so, so incredibly bad at wording my feelings and just random thoughts because they're all jumbled together most of the ( Read more... )

it needs to move faster

I went back in my archives and found this goody from Oct 23, 2003

( Then )