okay, hre is the thing. I can't sleep and i watched fuckin The Notebook the other night and i fuckin loved it. i mean seriously loved it. i would have cried if Stefanie and julia weren't aropund. but they were so i didn't cry ( Read more... )

okay, so i'm piss drunk right now and kara and jeremy are sober like anske on a rake. hahah ( Read more... )

sorry if i haven't commented on anyone's journal in a long time. i kinda hate the internet now and don't use it very much. BUT ( Read more... )

okay so last night me and max and kim and myles saw Bright Eyes and they were amazing and Conner was sexy and he flung beer into the audience and he asked if I would marry him and i said "i can't i'm already promised to Conner Oberst, which is who you are so yes I will marry you" and we got married and some drunk bitch was laying on me and i ( Read more... )

Deadly am I.
The cobra.
Strike like an apache
The apache strikes like rattlesnakes.
But I'm a cobra.
And the rattlesnakes is nothing to my cobra strike.

Okay, so i'm housesitting for my mom and everyone is busy so i'm sitting here bored at the house so i decided to recall a tale from the times before i was a selfish fat bastard and more time was spent in arthur's basement than in anyone of our respective houses ( Read more... )

Actual statement I heard someone say in church today:

"Sometimes the blacks aren't any better than those dirty rag heads."

Wow. I'm glad that's what my religeon stands for....note the sarcasm.

Today was my first day of 1st grade. I had a lot of fun. We drank milk at lunch and sang a song about peenut budder and jelly. the teecher asked us wen are birfdays are and i sed June 8th and i will be 20 yeers old! and she sed wow. today, i lerned that snakes are reptiles and they hav cold blud. i also lerned that are furst presudant was Gorg ( Read more... )

I bought The Golden Child, Bad News Bears and The Life Aquatic last night. I'm excited about watching Life Aquatic because i'm excited about LAUGHIN MY NADS OFF ( Read more... )

Tony: I'm making out with Rico. Go to hell ( Read more... )