Comments | shaftsbigscore: Back to Hollywood 20 for the first time again....

shaftsbigscore

Back to Hollywood 20 for the first time again....

Nov 09, 2004 22:57

so get this. ABC is firing me cause i filed sexual harassment on myself, even though i asked me to slap my ass. how wack is that? so i guess i'm going back to H20. but its for damn good this time. i mean it, no funny business....well, until i leave Greenville anyway. Its so liberating having max back. i feel like my big brother came back from the ( Read more... )

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thequazis November 9 2004, 20:47:58 UTC

man i like you

shaftsbigscore November 10 2004, 03:54:06 UTC

i like you too, stew.

webuiltthiscity November 9 2004, 22:36:01 UTC

that reminds me of this one joke:

whats the difference between a trampoline and an infant?

...you have to take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

OH MAN! I can't believe how priceless i am.

shaftsbigscore November 10 2004, 03:53:41 UTC

hahahahahahah! that's Solid Gold Oldies!

The Wonders Years. shorterdanmost November 10 2004, 10:56:58 UTC

We'll trade then race each other. Then forge a bond on the streets. And race more. Then join the force but go crooked. Then race some more. Then swith vehicles. Then switch back. Then you move to Atlanta and I move to Greenville. And see if anyone notices. Then And Guests will get back together and you'll take my place and the Savvy's get back together and I take you place. And we forge a bond and tour with each other then switch bands then switch back and then I move back to Atlanta and you move back to Greenville and we won't tell anyone what happened. And secretly laugh at how we PUNK'D all of America for the rest our lives. And live in Arthur's basement fingerpainting and eating bread and gum.

Re: The Wonders Years. shaftsbigscore November 11 2004, 05:29:31 UTC

JOHN THAT'S INGENIUS! and if anyone does suspect it and asks us about it, we'll just me like "heh heh heh, allll riiighhtt!" and don't answer that will be wicked awesome! its a date!

rebuff November 10 2004, 14:52:56 UTC

Can I be an IRV grief counselor?

ABC is stuuuuuuuupid... I bet they would just want you to squeeze the puss from your foot into their food for extra flavor.

shaftsbigscore November 11 2004, 05:35:09 UTC

Rachel, you can be IRV vice-president!!! or better.....SECOND IN COMMAND TO ME, THE PRESIDENT!!! but no i really really super duper wanna do this and i would be more than happy to have your help. i just don't know where the balls to start.

Not only do they want foot puss in the food, they want it rubbed on them whilst they masturbate. sick bastards.