My butt hurts...probably because I was scraping it on the driveway

[shaftsbigscore]

I have decided that before I am 30, I will have visited the following countries

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[shorterdanmost]

Our 2006 World Tour is going to take us to all the place 'cept Brasilia! You should bask with us.

[shaftsbigscore]

tell me more, tell me more about the '06 World Tour.

[shorterdanmost]

We're gunna start here and then trek to New York City then;

Dublin, Ireland
London, England
Paris, France
Amsterdam
Berlin, Germany
Munich, Germany
Venice, Italy
Rome, Italy
Vienna, Austria
Bratislava, Slovakia
Budapest, Hungary
Transylvania, Romania
Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine
Kiev, Ukraine
Prague, Czech Republic
Warsaw, Poland
Minsk, Belarus
Voronezh, Russia
Moscow, Russia
Sankt Petersburg, Russia
Korsakov, Russian
Tokyo, Japan

When we get to Russia we're gunna take the transiberian railway through Russia and go through Mongolia and China and take a steam ship to Japan. We're gunna own.

[littlebrownshoe]

do you like chicks with dicks or dudes with boobs?

[thequazis]

hey stud!

[shaftsbigscore]

hey buddy. do you like guys? wanna go fishing? we can fish for some hot guys.

[rondem]

Bustamante, hands down this is the BEST livejournal post i've ever read...there was rape, there was passion, there was Brad Pitt, there was a big sexy black guy, a beach party, a tour of the world, flying, ...wow...my cat is tingling just recalling this post...okay..i better go lay down now...good job, bustamante

[roots_radicals]

"This is not an option, sucka, I want you to smoke this"
funny as hell.

[shaftsbigscore]

Dave Chapelle style.

[webuiltthiscity]

remember that time denzel washington tricked you into smoking pcp?

[shaftsbigscore]

yeah, that sucked. but it was better than the time he pinned me down and tickled me.