The Shag Mapper's Lessons Learnt

[shag_mapper]

The Mbora Lessons Learnt series:

1. Do not use spray-on tan before hot date.

2. Remember to tell hot date you are vegetarian.

3. If you tell someone to "slow down" and take the relationship seriously, you are going to get sent flowers at the office and invited to dinner at the sister's. (This Sunday... *sigh*).

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The Tim Lessons

Comments

[bini_bini]

You've been a bit quiet of late so as my partner in crime I have a few challenges for you. I trust you might visit and chaperone vasco and firstashore next weekend so I think you definitely need to get a photo of vasco in her raunchy vespa get-up and maybe collude with her to drink Simon under the table....vodka in his red, tequila in his 4X (he could hardly pick the taste difference).....and then definitely a pic of him passed out beside the incriminating scrabble board and single wine bottle!

9ud 1uk n 74k n0 pr$nrz....ingat :)