Just for a change of direction
1) How old do you wish you were?
Wish? What's the point. But I wouldn't mind being in the shape I was in when I was 24.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Strangely enough I can't rembmer all 32, but for the one I think you are talking about I was watching The West Wing. Funny, ain't it?
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Kick the crap out of them. Then usually limp away hungry or thirsty.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Kind of what? I'm sorta nice, sometimes.
5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Under the one I've already got. Although if you're being forced to do it, I don't see the point.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Spanish.
7) Do you know your neighbours?
I've met them, but I wouldn't say that I know them.
8) What do you consider a holiday?
I consider a holiday an absolute necessity.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Not since it got an AVO against me, no.
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Shake it, shake it, shake it baby now.
11) Are you touchy feely?
No. I'm shaggy_dog. But depends on the company and my state of inebriation.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Not if you're a magnet.
13) Dream job?
Fuck, I don't work when I dream.
14) Favorite channel(S)?
The English.
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
My couch.
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers.
17) Do you paint your nails?
Only when I'm painting and that's more often than not accidental.
18) Do you trust people easily?
Not usually.
19) What are your phobias?
Snakes.
20) Do you want kids?
Do I want them to what? Personally? No.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
No.
22) Where would you rather be right now?
Orbitting the Earth.
23) Heavy or light sleeper?
Mixed.
24) Are you paranoid?
No. Who told you I am? (Sorry, was too obvious)
25) Are you impatient?
When is this thing going to be fucking finished?
26) Who can you relate to?
My relations. Other than that dogs.
27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
What are they racing for? What a dumb question.
28) Have you been burned by love?
Love, no. The sun, hot wax and fire, yes.
29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
I got outta D-block months ago. On my phone it is a bit of The Who.
30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Watching Liverpool beat Charlton in the Premier League.
31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
My brother-in-law got engaged.
32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.
33) What color shirt are you wearing?
Red.
34) 0___0 Missing?!
What the fuck?
35) Name three things you have on you at all times:
The holy trinity. Keys, wallet, phone.
36) What color are your bed sheets?
Brown.
37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
About 40 bucks.
38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The chicken.
39) What's your favorite town/city?
Budapest. It's lovely.
40) I can't wait till:
Well, I can wait for everything. But I'd like February to be here already.
41) Who got you to join myspace?
Not even the devil himself.
(From previous respondant, but appropriate) Myspace is fucking lame and I have no desire to get an account with it.
42) What did you have for dinner last night?
Errrr...lamb curry with rice and a naan.
43) How tall are you barefoot?
183cm
44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Makes it sound like I put a gun to its head. But yes.
45) Do you own a gun?:
Why would I?
46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Liquid, more specifically juice.
47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Um, is it supposed to be a battle? Wait, don't answer that.
48) Do you have A.D.D.?
What the? If you mean and Acute Dipshit Detector, yes and it is beeping in your general direction.
49) What time did you wake up today?
Who knows. Some time before the sun was up.
50) Current worry?
ou haven't got the time for that.
51) Current hate?
Life's too short.
52) Favorite place to be?
Where ever I am.
53) Where would you like to travel?
Far away from here.
54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Somewhere. Who knows and why bother worrying about it.
55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Probably the last song I heard. Nothing regular.
56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
My cats.
57) Worst injury you've ever had?
Obliterated my anterior cruciate ligament.
58) Does someone have a crush on you?
Nobody sitting on me, no.
59) What's your favorite candy?
Brunette with steel blue eyes.
60) What song is stuck in your head?
None.