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shakedownstars

august and everything after

Aug 11, 2012 01:29

My true life Scott McCall is going to fucking Neramata for a week and I don't know what to do with myself because without her around to be like "YES TRAIN ROBBERS IN A THREESOME!" and "STORIES ABOUT SAD PEOPLE SPONTANEOUSLY TURNING INTO LION CUBS ARE ABSOLUTELY ACCEPTABLE," I have to do shit like clean and pack and think about scabies ( Read more... )

don't even ask me i don't even know

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fullycompletely August 12 2012, 00:04:24 UTC

Yay! I pick number 2 for Adam Henrique reminiscing about Taylor Hall (who has moved on to his one true soulmate Jordan Eberle, obvs).

Please note that I too am visiting my parents in Relatively Speaking Paradise, BC, and yet I am here for you in time of fic need. That is because I'm not drunk off my face on wine. At least not right now.

I apologize if thinking about Taylor Hall means you still have to keep thinking about scabies.

crankygeek August 12 2012, 01:37:47 UTC

Ahahaha. But Kateface, do you ACTUALLY want me to shout at you about how Taylor Hall turns into a lion cub when he's sad? And Jordan doesn't know what to do, so he takes it to the rink? And Ryan Jones and Theo Peckham's solution is to sing CIRCLE OF LIFE at it until it hides behind Dubnyk's pads and chews up his skatelaces? DO YOU REALLY? Because this is what it's like in my head.

Also, weirdly enough, the scabies have nothing to do with Taylor Hall.

Also also, I am going to have a think on your prompt but I will be back - I MUST FETCH SOME WINE FIRST.

robi0688 August 12 2012, 01:43:14 UTC

Cindy is not expressing this well, but the premise is that Taylor Hall turns into a baby lion when he is sad.

Which works about as well as you would expect.

Answer: not at all.

crankygeek August 12 2012, 01:46:48 UTC

Does the premise not work out or are you just anti-Jordan spending most of his time missing his boyfriend while toting around a sad baby lion?

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robi0688 August 12 2012, 01:43:52 UTC

4 for GABE. the sharp dressed man

crankygeek August 12 2012, 01:47:27 UTC

HAHAHAHA.

Fetching wine. Having a think. Will do a write.

Anything else? I'm looking for distraction from packing and scabies, sir.

robi0688 August 12 2012, 15:01:17 UTC

I'M IN THE CORNER WATCHING YOU KISS HER WO-OAH OH

thall's life is hard, the end. s

shakedownstars August 15 2012, 04:33:06 UTC

I KEEP DANCING ON MY OWNNNNNNNN.

HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY, FOR YOU - mascot!verse AU: (oh my god, this is almost two thousand words I HATE EVERYTHING.)

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taylor would be lying if she said she hadn't been looking forward to the windsor reunion weekend for more than just reuniting with most of her bros for the weekend (when she checks her phone, there are approximately six messages from elly that all read something similar to WISH I WAS THERE. ): ): ): RAIN CHECK BANG??? ;) - e xoxo ps say hi to the boyz), but she'd probably be feeling even better about it if she could stop checking her facebook on her phone at the bar, or you know, if facebook and twitter would showing her all the pictures of the pretty girls that jordan's probably hooking up with this summer - so much for 'waiting until september,' she thinks bitterly, knocking back another shot ( ... )

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