Life as a toilet.

[shaker312]

My life is a toilet.

I have guilt.

I am a procrastinator.

I don't stand up for myself.

I just let my opinions breeze by.

I have no more excuses.

I can't say "NO".

My life is a toilet.... full of shit.

Tomorrow is another day to brush it off and smile.

Comments

[jota13]

so just flush that toilet and make the shit go away!

get yourself a clean porcelain bowl, cause those are always a nice thing to have.

what happened today was no big deal. dont worry about it. and as for this week, we have the helium and phonebooth. big fricken deal. we can do it shakes, or we wouldnt have been assigned the job.

wait...did the one that assign us this job...what exactly is she doing this week? nothing? she can help too!

[bussy_11986]

No matter how many times you flush the toilet someone is always going to keep filling it with SHIT! Sometimes the shit has to be gotten used to...or lets decorate the SHIT...because its going to be around for a while...it's life hun...the shit will settle in...and make a home...and maybe you can even sanitize it to make it happier shit...sometimes the people who put the shit in your life is the problem...but there will always be people out there who desire to put shit in peoples toilet bowls...so....girl I love you and I swear I only try to put beautiful yellow pee in your toilet because I don't want to create any more Shit than you already have to deal with... I think by the way your problem is that you have a nice cushy toilet seat like my Grandma's and you make it too easy for people to place shit in your bowl...thank God I never liked the cushy seat anyways! Well anyways...I love you nomatter how much Shit you have in your life...and You will always be so special to me because your my only Chunk in this World..."everything works