Jay and Jenn should be happy..

May 29, 2005 13:02

I finally changed all the screen names in a convo Jenn, Jany , and I had.
JENN: coughing
JENN: save me from any uncertainities of death
JENN: dies
JAY: LOL
JAY: wait
JAY: thats bad
FRO: Jenn
JAY: mouth to mout
JAY: sarah go for it
JENN: *opens eyes weakly*
FRO: mout??
FRO: w00t!!
JENN: *no get gerard*
JENN: *please*
FRO: nope he's mine
JAY: *pokes jenn in side*
JAY: *continues poking*
JENN: *then get johnny*
JENN: *come sarah we can share him*
FRO: nah
JAY: whoa kinky
JENN: *:'(*
FRO: *cuddles Gerard plushie*
JENN: *johnny....*
JENN: *no wait*
JENN: *want to die in the arms of ewan*
JENN: *no wait*
FRO: For godness sake pick one
JENN: *ME WANTS GERARD*
JENN: *just to save my life*
JENN: *please*
JENN: *please*
JENN: i wont let him be a naughty boy
FRO: Ewan where are you....
JENN: besides you said he was too old
FRO: not in plushie form!!
JENN: well i want the really form
JENN: *sees the eyes of gerard gazing over*
FRO: jenn has lost it
JENN: *is saved*
FRO: but the question is what??
JAY: runs over and kicks gerard
JENN: *by gerard*
JENN: noooooooooooooooooo
JAY: MUHAHAHAHAHAH
JAY: *continues kickin him in the nuts*
JAY: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JENN: ahhhhhhhahhahahhahahhahahahhahaahhahhhahahha
JENN: *screams*
JAY: hey look shes alive
FRO: WTF!!
JENN: cuz gerard revived me
FRO: can't.... stop... laughing.....
JAY: yeah, just before i kicked the shit out of him
FRO: *it lying on the ground laughing hysterically*
JENN: *lays top im*
JAY: *sorry gerard
JENN: *crying come back to me*
JAY: *taps him on his head*
JENN: *plays with his hair*
FRO: Can't breathe... laughing... too... much......
JENN: *tears drip on his face*
FRO: get..... Stuart..... BLARG
JENN: *come back to me*
JAY: *walks over to johnny, and starts talkin casually*
JENN: *continues to cry*
FRO: fine ignor ethe dying girl
JAY: oh, ok
JENN: i have already been saved
JENN: by *gerard*
JAY: *calls up Stuart*
JENN: then jay killed him
JAY: i didn't kill him
JAY: just made it so he can't have kids
FRO: *Lies there's twitching*
JENN: what?
JENN: non o
JAY: *stuart walks over to sarah*
JENN: *wake up gerard*
FRO: *Capture Stuart in a cage
FRO: HE'S MINE FOREVER!!!!
JAY: *sorry stuart
JENN: ok
JENN: *helps gerard up*
JAY: *continues to talk to johnny, off in the side lines*
FRO: pretending to die always works...
JENN: *laugh at stuart in cage*
JENN: *sees johnny*
JENN: *jaw drops*
FRO: * is currently picking out a wardrobe for stuart*
JAY: *tells johnny to run*
JENN: *takes gerard by one hand*
JENN: and johnny in the other
FRO: Traps Gerald in Cage
FRO: *hands Johnny rum*
JENN: turns around and gives wink
JAY: *grabs johnny from her clutches*
FRO: I'm going to make you all look so pretty.......
JAY: RUN JOHNNY RUN!!!!!!!!!
JENN: *trapped in a cage with both gerard and johnny with rum*
JAY: oh my god
FRO: Pulls Jenn out of cage
JENN: *let the dream begin*
FRO: look at my new............>.<
JENN: *with rum in hand*
JAY: *runs away*
FRO: .......toys.....
JENN: *gerard picks me up*
JENN: *like in phantom*
JENN: *starts walking away*
JENN: from johnny
JENN: but johnny runs up and snatches the rum from me
FRO: GET BACK IN THE CAGE!!
FRO: *Grabs Gerard and puts him in cage*
JENN: *while he is holding me*
FRO: sing my angel of music!!!
JAY: *continues to run off into the distance, and out of site*
JENN: *singing to me**
JENN: *suddenlky the phantom bed magically appears
FRO: Goes over to Stuart and piles new clothes on him
JENN: gently lies me down
JAY: sarah, why are you putting more cloths on him?
FRO: *slaps his ass when no ones looking*
JAY: dont you want to like, take them off?
JENN: lol
JENN: if not i will
FRO: He's my new fashion model
JENN: your right hes yours
FRO: He's got to change clothes...
JENN: gerards mine
JAY: poor use of your new actor
FRO: *forces him into Lestat mode*
JENN: *gerard brings to me a glorious christing dress*
JENN: *changes in private*
FRO: *Tugs in jude Law and puts himin another cage*
JENN: **
JENN: *emerges in the glorious dress*
FRO: Yup I'm happy
JENN: *takes my hand*
JENN: *helps me into horse*
JENN: that magically appears
JENN: *together we ride away to his castle*
JAY: *shoots the horse with a M-16 sniper*
FRO: *oh Jude, I have a new out fit for you....
JENN: *falls off*
JAY: YAY!!!!!!
JENN: *tumbling with gerard in the process of faling of*
JAY: bulls eye
FRO y: *sits between cages to preoccupied with Jude and Stuart to care about the horse*
JAY: hummm.....whos next
JAY: jude? stuart? gerard? johnny?
JENN: *is unconscience*
JENN: gerard once again picks me up
JENN: throws dirty look at jay
JENN: and walks toward castle
JAY: *shoots gerards foot*
FRO: Dang Jenn can't keep her wits about her
JAY: *gerard falls to the ground
JENN: and lands on top of me who is unconscience
JAY: alright, like i said, hwos next
JAY: whos*
FRO: Is feeding Stuart grapes
JAY: jude.... i think hes next
JENN: gerard tries to stand up
JAY: *aims through the cage at jude.....
JENN: cant
JENN: wakes up from slumber
FRO: BAD JAY!!!
JENN: sees the injured gerard
JAY: *puts one through his foot also
FRO: Is bashing Jay over the head with grapes*
FRO: wait you can; get Staurt
JAY: *running away, threating to shoot jude law in the head
JENN: *tries to help him*
FRO: He's all Lestat-ish
JAY: jude, or stuart?
FRO y: staurt he played himin queen of the Damned
JENN: *gerard limps with me all the way to castle*
JAY: oh good role
JAY: *shoots out other foot, in gerard*
JENN: o thats horrible
JAY: LOL
JAY: hey
JAY: you guys forgot about ewan
JENN: *once again tumbles to ground
JENN: ewan appears
JENN: offers help
JENN: *accepts*
FRO: I don't need himn *points to Jude and Stuart cages*
JENN: together we carry gerard allthe way into castle
FRO: *says to Jay* I wouldn;t go to the castle right now
JENN: *puts gerard in a bed likein phantom*
FRO: *wink wink*
JENN: *turns and faces ewan*
JENN: *smiles*
JENN: *thanks him*
JENN: *turns to tend to gerard*
JENN: *ewan grabs hand and twirls me into his arms*
JENN: *wink wink*q
JAY: wait
JAY: whos out side the castle
FRO: * Stuart is reading The Vampire Lestat aloud*
JENN: you guys
JAY: does anyone care but jude?
FRO: I 'm just sitting her with cages...
FRO: *Jude is modeling clothes*
JENN: sarah has him caged
JAY: sarah
JENN: but wants to take them off
JAY: i shot jude in the foot
FRO: WHAT!!!
JAY: yea
JENN: *does moulin rouge dip and kiss*
JAY: you didnt' see that
FRO: *bandages Jude's foot*
JAY: scroll up and check
JAY: lol
FRO: *rolls cages off to a palace*
JENN: *suddenly is dress in a red dress*
JENN: *while doing the MOULIN ROUGE! dip and kiss*
JAY: slowly walks over to front of castle, and waits at the door
JENN: *tangos with ewan*
FRO: Stores Jude in the castle and is dragging staurt in his wheely cage*
JENN: *pauses methinks i hear a sound at the castle door*
FRO: *taps Jay on shoulder*
JAY: *hides to the side of the door*
JENN: *opens door*
JAY: *turns around slowly*
FRO: no touchy the Pahntom!!
JENN: *peers out*
JAY: *screams like a little girl*
JENN: *looks around*
JAY: *and runs away*
FRO: Storms the castle with Stuart in tow*
JENN: *sees jay running away*
JENN: *shrugs*
JENN: *screams*
JENN: *what are you doing in my castle?*
FRO: My castle now!!
JENN: no onnono
JAY: CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
FRO: *Beams Jude inside*
FRO: *pulls out cat from pocket*
JENN: *ewan doesnt like violence*
FRO: Fight cat!!
JAY: *goes and gets ninja stuff, and more guns, and explosives*
JENN: *screams*
JAY: that castle is going down
JENN: *runs away*
JENN: *runs to gerards room*
JENN: *leaps into bed and hides under covers*
JAY: *baracades all the exits
FRO: Oh no he didn't!!!!
FRO: *Sics Stuart on Jay*
JAY: hey
JENN: *holds on gerard scared*
JAY: im out side
JAY: and your inside
JENN: *hold each other*
FRO: *staurt somehow gets Lestat's powers*
JENN: *preparing for the worst*
FRO: yup Jay's screwed
JAY: wait
JAY: what did i do to stuart
JAY: i was nice to stuart
FRO: nothing!!!
JAY: and johnny
FRO: but you messed with Miss Fro
JENN: i think hes out of the pictuer
JAY: i didn't do anything to miss fro
FRO: I'm in the bloody castle!!
JAY: oh yea
JENN: *cautiously locks chamber door and runs back to gerard in the bed*
JAY: waits till miss fro and jenn leave the castle to blow it p
FRO: *Stuart carries Jay off*
JAY: NOOOOOOOO
JENN: *jenn no leave castle or gerard*
JAY: starts shooting at stuart
JENN: *hides with gerard*
FRO: *switches to Dorian mode*
FRO: (can't die)
JENN: unless he sees his picture
JAY: *all silence, and slow-motion-like, pulls out a grenade pin
FRO: *beams self out of castle*
JENN: then hes screwed
FRO: &beams back into castle*
JAY: *screams in defiant fury, and nukes stuart*
JENN: laughs`
FRO: *Stuarts brushes off dust from shoulder*
JAY: *stuart, and i fall to the ground, and i die
JAY: YAY!!!!'
JAY: im dead
FRO: *Is screaming from castle*
JENN: *ponder if its safe inside*
FRO: *Orders Jude to give you mouth to mouth*
JAY: dude
JENN: LAUGHS
JAY: im a pile of ash
JENN: LAUGHS
FRO: okay so he has to first find you r motuh ash...
JAY: nasty
JAY: dont even bother
JAY: AH HA!!!!!!!
JENN: you dont want to be kissed by jude law?
JAY: jumps out of pile of ash, unharmed, and shoots jude law in the face
JAY: YAY!!!!!!!!
FRO: *Jude Law dips me back and does the cheesy Roman novel kiss*
FRO: NO!!!
JAY: LOL
FRO: bfxlmbvmnbnfdk;
FRO: mfjdmn
JENN: which jenn has already done with ewan lots of times
JAY: you just kissed a head less man
FRO: Staurt comes back cause he's all vampirey
FRO: Screw you Jay!!
FRO: *kisses Stuart*
JENN: *starts naughty ideas*
JAY: takes out a flame thrower, and burns stuart!!!!!!!!
FRO: YOU BASTARTD!!
JENN: *double checks locked door*
JAY: shots johnny in head, from a distance
FRO: *calls upon Hanibal Lector*
JAY: oh shit
JENN: *oblivious to the activity going on outside*
FRO: *cages Jay in Lector cage*
FRO: oh Hannibal....
JAY: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
JENN: *starts to *
JENN: *x-rated scene*
FRO: now what did we learn about killing hotties????
JAY: with a loose hand, pulls out a trigger, and nukes the castle, and all who are in it
FRO: great we're all dead
JAY: no
JAY: we are outside
JENN: *dies with gerard bulter doing x-rated scene**
JAY: lol
JENN: im happy
JAY: ....
FRO now that's the way to go!
JAY: 'Then we are magicly brought back to life
JENN: all of us?
JAY: yup
JAY: i guess
JAY: even the horse
JAY: and castle
FRO: And we all gang up on Jay killing him
JENN: lol,
FRO: BAD JAY!!!!!!
JENN: *marries gerard*
JAY: *runs away like a little girl*
JENN: *rides with gerard on the resurrected horse into sunset*
JAY: *shoots horse out from under jenn, and gerard*
FRO: *lives forever with caged hotties that she can order about*
FRO: *for anything......*
JENN: *falls off again tumbling with gerard into the sea*
JENN: *end up on deserted island*
JAY: *continues going on killing sprees, in such places as, New York, San Fran, and France*
JAY: just because i can
JENN: *feeds gerard fruit*
FRO: lol
JENN: the end?
FRO: what about off spring??

And that is proof that me and my friends are goofy.
Note that these are two of the people that end up tackling each other everytime we go to City Hall Lawn. While there are tourists. With cameras.

---> Miss Fro
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