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[shakma_lives]

Most of my friends list got haircuts or is planning on changing their hair in some manner or another and as a result, posted pictures of themselves. So I am going to post a picture of myself too because I feel left out and I must always be a part of the cool kids who have their own special table at lunch and elevate themselves above the chubby kids

Comments

[angiepants]

Pft, I don't know what YOU are talking about. It's quite obviously the sexiest picture of you in existence.

[shakma_lives]

I dunno, did you SEE that greasy scummy pic of me that I just sent you? I think THAT picture screams deviant rapist. Which is good I guess.

[angiepants]

Hmm, I assumed the collage of Sailor Pants screamed deviant rapist. Wait no, that's funny because you find silly things sexually appealing.

Ha, Sailor Pants. That's funny.

[shakma_lives]

SAILOR PANTS! OH MY FUCKING GOD! YES.

[solipsist_starr]

You look just as crazy as I expected you too. Bravo. Well done.

<3 Starrhead

[shakma_lives]

Why thank you! I'm always trying to appeal to that 70% area of women who find the dirty psycho look attractive.

[itchy_ishida]

I love the moustache. XD

Back in my school, all the kids that wore Slayer shirts were scrawny and pale and had shaved heads and Swastikas drawn all over their backpacks.

[shakma_lives]

Really?! All the ones at my school were pudgy white kids with long ratty hair and swastikas drawn all over their backpacks.

I wonder if they realize the lead singer of Slayer is Latin as all hell. Hm.

[xtoolchickx]

it's been two years (maybe?) and i FINALLY get to see a picture of you!

trish is quite pleased. (^-^)

[shakma_lives]

So you've instantly fallen in love with the E-BOMB, eh? The only solution is to fly me to Japan for our preplanned ceremony of never ending bond or something equally bizarre and oriental.

[llia]

your moustache is the best thing on the internet.

[shakma_lives]

You can add condiments to it and lick it for a small fee.