Yesterday I petted alpaca butt, and ate a tulip petal. Today I believe my head exploded.

I'm thinking maybe I won't do this anymore.

No, I'm NOT talking suicide.

Because sometimes you get these weird paranoid thoughts and I have to clarify to calm you down.

No, I'm not schizophrenic.

Some days it just hits out of nowhere, and you find you still can't find it in your heart to forgive him for what he's done to her ( Read more... )

Day light savings starts early this year. Too bad it's rainy today.


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withdrawal.

Please don't make me go back....

I love this baby:

d'wite! ei-zen-howa!

I really don't usually stay home all day on Saturday. Saw puppies this morning! Ahhhh!!! Today was the day of baby mammals I guess.

love love. miss miss.

not so much.

Walked by a bag of chips and it said "omg cholesterol."

They should consider changing the font.

Yes, Mike, I know it means "zero grams."

Julie says corn goes with fish sticks. We shall see.