сегодня проснулась от удара кулаком в глаз. и еще одного. и еще.
потом меня пару раз "царапнули" по носу.
я открыла глаза. за это меня одарили кривенькой улыбочкой.
"ну привет", говорю, и целую обидчика в нос.
"а-а-а-нга-а-а-а", отвечает обидчик.

три с половиной месяца, какой же чудный возраст!

 I often have thoughts pop into my head in an undetermined language, and when trying to put it down, get torn between Russian and English, giving up at the end ( Read more... )

All pc crap aside, we all know that men and women are vastly different species.

Men are designed with a one-track mind, perfectly suited to either concentrate on super-important species-saving tasks and inventions, or being top specialists in a particular area, such as brain surgeon, hairdresser or chef, or being persistent enough to impregnate a ( Read more... )

my college friend just wrote some awesome songs.
i wrote to her to tell her i liked them, and said:
"the music's absolutely beautiful!" 
and froze... 
the editor in me got a lowgrade fever with chills, 
the college drunk in me stubbornly protested that that's exactly what i would tell her.
milk has definitely gone to my brain.
is that contraction kosher ( Read more... )

So my mom goes to the dentist the other day, and he is all worked up with kid problems. He sees a lot of psychiatrist patients, and he asks each one for advice.

Problem and Solutions:
The dentist has 2 girls and a boy, ages 6, 3 and 1.5, respectively.
They all take a bath together at night, for the sake of their paren't sanity.
The older girl has ( Read more... )

a nice map of the history of the Middle East

TX  bites
boy, am i glad to be in Berkeley for the rest of the summer!

I keep getting phonecalls on my cell regarding medical bill s from companies I've never heard of. Compliments of my insurance company.

But that's nothing compared to the phonecall i answered just now:
An automaton is informing me that a neighbor lost a dog name Cece, and that i should look for it, and will get a reward in case i return it to the ( Read more... )

новый человек. плюс один. теперь еще одного надо "собирать"

хоть бы раз в жизни кто-нибудь за меня собрал чемодан!

Положила в стирку 10 пар шортов или около того.
Измазанных кашей, кетчупом, соплями, и еще кто знает чем.
Вынула из карманов несколько камушков, пуговиц, бумажек, большую кучу клинексов, батарейки, значки, детали незнакомых мне игрушек....
Долго шарила по всем карманам, старалась.
Все равно
пропустила:

1 клинекс (ошметки на всем)
1 кнопку. на стенку чего ( Read more... )