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[shallowgraves]

It's too bad murder isn't allowed because if it were I'd probably take advantage of it often, but most recently it would be my room mate. Please may I kill him? Pleeease? I'm about to staple a note to his forehead telling him to remember to flush the goddamn fucking toilet. But this thing is only at the top of an endless list. He also managed to

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[grover_god]

If you were a mute, my world would be severely less cheerful.

Also, I saw two actors from Shakespeare at the Y and I was a BIG GEEK and said hi to them. It was really embarrassing, but it was also Tom Ford, so that's okay. :-D

[blueyedchik]

wow... he's back and already causing problems. how are things besides that?

[shallowgraves]

If we're looking at it this way then he messed it up in the first half hour that he was home because he came in, took a shower, pooped, and left with the poop still in the bowl. What a jerk.
Anywho things could be worse i suppose. A stupid girl at work accused me of wearing curlers in my hair. I used to like her but I think I've officially decided thati don't anymore.
So how's the new place coming along?

[blueyedchik]

things are good here. it gets a little lonely sometimes and it is a little small but i like it and i like cooking for myself. i don't have to worry about waking a roommate up and it is nice to do things on my own schedule. i'm sorry robert is a poop leaver. that is gross. maybe the girl is jealous of your curly locks... or she is retarded one of the two. hope things are well. tell all hi.