Bears

[shallowwhiteink]

When being attacked by a bear, some people tell you to lie on the ground like you're dead and don't act afraid

Comments

[akonken]

How often (approximately) are you attacked by a bear, anyway?

[shallowwhiteink]

You have no idea. I'm guessing 26 to 27 times a day. It's probably because I bathe in bear urine.