You know those barbie dolls that they put in happy meals? We burned a Princess Jasmine one. She ended up looking black because she was so charred. And because the hair is synthetic, it took forever to actually stay lit. But once it did, the black looked like paint because it just dripped down. And she had a crown on her head, so when flames shut up around it, it looked like she was Satan. But she burned my hand and I had to throw her in the pond because it hurt. I was scared. Satan was going to get me. In the form of a barbie doll.
And maybe we could throw barbie dolls at the cool kids? FIREY barbie dolls?
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We burned a Princess Jasmine one.
She ended up looking black because she was so charred.
And because the hair is synthetic, it took forever to actually stay lit.
But once it did, the black looked like paint because it just dripped down.
And she had a crown on her head, so when flames shut up around it, it looked like she was Satan.
But she burned my hand and I had to throw her in the pond because it hurt.
I was scared.
Satan was going to get me.
In the form of a barbie doll.
And maybe we could throw barbie dolls at the cool kids?
FIREY barbie dolls?
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My friend Brandy burns barbies all the time.
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