Alphabutt.
Title: Alphabutt.
Chapter: A is for Alt-Country.
Pairing: Nove.
Disclaimer: I dont own the boosh. so please dont sue me i have so little to give.
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Noel quickly turned back when he heard Dave on the phone, and he began lurking in the shadows. He tried not to listen in, but he couldnt help it.
"Well what do you want me to do?" He asked into the phone. "Lou, I told you time and time again!"
Noel sighed and sympathised for Dave.
Dave sighed too. "Alright. Fine... Yep. Okay.. Bye." He hung up the phone and threw it on the table.
"Enter Noel." Noel said quietly, walking around the corner. "Alright?" He asked.
Dave took a breath in and looked up at him. "Yep. Just peachy." He stood up and walked away.
Noel grabbed his wrist and pulled him back. "Bollo." He soothed, in that 'you-can-always-talk-to-me' tone.
Dave looked down. "Sorry.. I didnt mean to take it out on you."
"D'you wanna talk?"
Dave shook his head. "I just.. I really need to get drunk. When are we leaving for the next venue?"
"Tomorrow. We've got a hotel room for tonight. Shall we go out on the razz? My treat."
*
"You have got to stop buying me drinks!" Dave laughed, speaking loudly over Public Domain playing Operation Blade loudly through the speakers next to the DJ bobbing around, as Noel handed him another 2 shots and another Mick Jagger.
"Why?" Noel laughed,
"Because I'm so very.... VERY drunk. Where is Richard?"
Noel waved his hand. "Last I saw him he was on the floor in the mens room."
Dave put a hand on Noels. "Thanks Noel. I mean really... I love you. Because at the end of the day... You know what I mean?"
Noel nodded. "I know exactly what you mean love."
"I really aint happy you know? I mean yeah I love her I suppose but... its not the same anymore. I just need to-"
Dave looked up and he and Noel shared effectionate eyecontact.
Noel knew they were both thinking about that time at college.
"-Need to really... You know what I mean?"
*
Noel and Dave stumbled into the hotel room their tounges apparently at war with eachother, Noel fumbling with Dave;s jeans.
"You do know what I mean." Dave panted, pulling his shirt over his head.
Noel grunted. "Shut up."