Arguments. Part 1
Pairing: Julia[n], Noelia.
I do not own boosh :)
Sorry for it being bad lol x
"That is definitely a pube." Julia argued defensively, sitting in a bath that the bubbles had faded and now was just a grey blue colour.
"No its not, its just normal hair!" Julian hesitated.
"WELL THAT STILL DOESNT ANSWER THE QUESTION OF WHY HE WAS USING MY RAZOR!" Julia shouted, " Get him out, make him go home, its been a week. I've never used so much bleach" She frowned.
"Julia..." Smiled Julian wickedly
"Yes my love." She said sarcastically, "Whaddya want?"
"The twins are down and you really love me" he said doing the Barratt look.
"You are a fool! A Northern fool" Said Julia, touching his face and kissing him lightly on the lips.
Julian leaned over excitedly but Julia pulled away. "Noel is outside the door." She said plainly.
Noel's voice, slightly muffled from behind the door said: "...Ju?".
"Fucking hell Noel" Julian growled.
"go, just go, also, tell him to leave, oh wait did i say that out loud?" Julia smiled evilly.
"you alright Noel? sighed Julian, closing his bedroom door, so Noel wouldn’t hear Julia going "ITS EITHER HIM, OR YOUR PENIS."
"Yeah..im okay i suppose.." said Noel fishing for attention.
"Noel," Julian sighed again, "Do you no think it would be better if you went back home...to your own house, and sorted things out with Dee?" Julian went on, but was interrupted by a baby screaming, it was probably Walter, he would cry and then Arthur would follow.
"Im goin', im goin'!" A whirl of short hair and silk pyjamas ran past the men in the hall.
Noel slept until 10.13, then decided to go sought his life out, however it had already, it seemed, to have sorted its self out.
His bags were packed in the hall, and there was a note in Julia's handwriting saying: GONE OOT. BE BACK SOON MIT KINDER UND DELIA. JULIAN PLAYED NO PART IN THIS, HE IS A POOFTAR. ;)
"Shit" Muttered Noel, "Should I run or get dressed?" he questioned a stuffed lamb on the floor.
The lamb said nothing.
Dee was wearing a beret, her black coat and some jean-leggins. She had no makeup on, and she was looking up at Noel with sad eyes.
Words always fail to come to mind when you need them, both Noel and Dee were improvising as they shouted at each other, Dee bringing up all the things that had upset her in the past that she could muster. Noel legging it, by saying Dee was just being possesive. He didnt know why his mouth continued to yell! He wanted to stop the argment and apologise but his brain wasnt connecting with his mouth.
"THEIR JUST MY FRIENDS!" Noel shouted
"WELL THEY ARE GETTING A BIT CLOSE FOR" she made quotation hand guesters "FREINDS!"
"Oh come on Dee i would never cheat on you, you know that!" said Noel angrily.
"DO I?" Dee made an exagerated noise and blew a piece of hair out of her eyes. "FUCKING HELL NOEL!"
Julia listened by the door with wide eyes, but knew it was time to stop the argument going on behind it when she heard one of her children playing on the floor say "Ducking?" then nodd vigorously at the oposite twin.
"Julian?" Julia shouted up the stairs.
"Yeah" He said, walking down one flight, wearing jeans that needed a wash and a grey jumper.
"Hobo" Julia remarked giggling. "Yeah anyway, we need to get the two lovebirds to go home"
"hmm, we cant just interupt"
"But this is our house" Whined Julia looking like an annoyed child, having a tantrum. "And we never finished our business yesterday.."
"Weell, i am businessBarratt."