Homeownership

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There is a mouse in my pantry. It's eaten through dog food bags. We need lots and lots of tupperware.

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The garbage is not in the pantry. Our garbage can does have a lid, and the mouse does not go in the garbage.

It does go behind the fridge, though. There's a hole there for some reason. I don't know. We need to figure out what to do.

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Oh! That's a great idea! I thought you meant trap the mouse in a trash can :)

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Personal experience says that stale cheetos smothered in peanut butter makes a good bait. If you can't handle the standard spring-loaded trap there are a variety of live capture traps that work well.
Then, you can keep it in a little cage with an exercise wheel, or set it free in a nearby park, or use it for dire scientific experiments and unleash a plague of genetically modified supermice who obey only your commands issued via subdural wireless implants.

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I like the third option. This might be the best thing that ever happened to me!

[anonymous]

I, for one, welcome our new genetically modified supermice overlords.

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Then you can help me command them!