You must see this movie...


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I've come to realize, within the last few months, that I am computer retarded.

My typing/spelling skills are going downhill as well.

Maybe I should have followed that white-collar office work path my B.A. set me up for?

OH MY GOD WORLDS LARGEST COCKROACH!!

And he fought back.

I'm lonely. Maybe I should find religion?


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I'm kinda bored and pretty broke. How did I end up so broke?? I need to chill out on the spending. No more Whole Foods or Cafe Medina lunches for a while. I've gone crazy at Kim's the past couple of days. Ethan, get your ass over here with your dvds!

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So, I got a call about the test results from my lady bits doctor. You're not suppose to get a call unless something is abnormal/bad/cancer. But I got a call cause my pap showed minor abnormalities. I don't have to go back for another test until 6 mos. from now, rather than the usual year, so it's not that bad. She totally doesn't seem worried so I' ( Read more... )

Both the state of New York and the state of Michigan can suck it. The DMV and screaming babies can suck it. I think I have a day off coming up in June. Work can suck it. And my skin! Goddamn, my skin. I won't even go into that.

I miss my birds.

Thank god for netflix. Klaus Kinski will keep me sane.

My name in the imdb bitches! I beat Ethan.

For the Freezer Jesus. What the fuck?