It all began with a bunch of friends who had a flaming grill
This grill was incredible, as Mike "Van Wilder" Driscoll had completed it's construction with the benevolent Lord Dickie of Pownal that very afternoon, and it made incredible burgers that everyone came to love. As the day wore on, Mike's friends started to arrive and relax...
At first they watched the world cup and talked amongst themselves, but as the night wore on, the began to get a bit tipsy
This led to much mirth, and the playing of drinking games and the spreading of love...
But at some point, there was an act of brutatlity against a harmless, liquor filled pinata...
And Mike wore it's head as king...
The party was defined by a grilling competiton (1st was Hood, 2nd was B-Dawg, and 3rd was a tie between King Mike and Court Jester Koleszar) and the widespread proliferation of funny hats and ridiculous accessories...
But in the end, every one had much fun and fine spirits, and Mike was glad to see all of his friends, even those who never left the lawn...
And all were happy, and will hopefully back for the King's celebration of New Year's!
The End(?)