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[shamrokk]

I have a bone to pick with all of you. Where the hell is all the good gossip? The good drama? Did everyone die? Did everyone become normal? What the hell? What happened to all the whining that I loved? What happened to all the scandalous secrets? You guys need to step up. I'm bored.

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[qtipmotha]

Last week I sexed an elderly woman for 10 hours, ate a puppy, kicked an infant, and gave half of Squirrel Hill cooties.

Now go run and tell everyone.

[jnshk]

If only everyone had died... ::sigh::

[highfivejunkie]

amen. I need to hear some good gossip!

[captaineguy]

I'm dating a 34 year old doctor.

[shamrokk]

Not good enough. You need to be taking notes from Nick, three comments up.

[captaineguy]

But I'm actually seriously dating one.

[shamrokk]

And you don't think Nick was serious?!