i am covered in poison ivy.
head to foot.
this is ridiculous.
thank you, young neighbors.

Maggie saves my life all the time. And we are going to get tattoos in Scranton. And this is why she is, and forever will be, my best friend.
I'm going to Iowa in a few hours. My return flight lands at 8:10 monday night. Party.

i just binged on red peppers and hummus. who am i?

I PASSED MY ROAD TEST WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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I like how this is the second time I've gotten kicked out.
Like, hi? Do I seem like someone who would get kicked out of the house TWICE? ONCE for that matter?
Good times.
Bye, Floral Park.

i just put self tanner on my legs.
bad idea?
i believe so.

i planted two pear trees today.
and now im going to see knocked up! whooot!
be my friend.
peaceeeeeeeeee<3

MARY TYLER MOORE, BERNADETTE PETERS, AND BROADWAY FRIENDS HELP BIG APPLE PETS WITH BROADWAY BARKS 8!, A STAR-STUDDED DOG AND CAT ADOPT-A-THON IN SHUBERT ALLEY SATURDAY, JULY 8 FROM 3:30 P.M – 6:30 P.M.

that's the day after i come home from california. im so excited.
i love danny moore and laura scanlon. the end. oh, and rocks.

thank you for the extra foammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm