An Open Letter to John "Shuffleupagus" McCain

[shan_a_rama]

Dear John,
I am not "your friend". I don't even know you. I don't want to be your friend. To be honest, you creep me out. A lot.

Your Friendship?
Thanks by no thanks,

shan

Comments

[boxcarwilly]

Yes! Thank you! I wanted to throw something at my teevee every time he said "my friends."

[shan_a_rama]

No kidding, the only thing he's "mavericky" about is his choice of phrases (as in, liberal in his misuse of phrases).

[risala]

I was yelling at the tv last night: You're no friend of mine!!!

[lavinia_short]

also, don't stand so damn close to me! i could practically feel his breath through the tv.

Re: Since he's no subject of schoolgirl fantasy. . .

[lavinia_short]

i suppose that's true -- it also explains why he kept referencing things that happened 20+ years ago.