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[shan_a_rama]

I just went to put on my jacket, and a fucking humungaloid centipede fell out of it. I think it was a centipede. It had a bajillion legs that were all skinny. It's like a fucking toupee that moves. It was at least 3 inches long.

Ugh. I'm cringing still.

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[blackie_deuce]

EW EW EW!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[jemisoutrageous]

It's like a fucking toupee that moves.

AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

[crushedglass]

That would probably freak me right the fuck out.

When I was little I would from time to time get an earwig in my shoe. I'd put it on and feel this wriggling on my foot. Ugh. I still shake out my shoes even though it hasn't happened in years.