You gotta be fucking kidding me.

For a limited time only, I have a new place. I live alone. It's over in Urbana and a little out of the way, but not too far. If anyone wants to stop by, it's a non-stop party palace. After 5, of course, and before 11 ( Read more... )

For lunch, I was thinking Arby's. Arby's used to have the 5 for 5 (five roast beef sandwiches = five dollars). Now they have the 5 for $5.95, but it's not just roast beef. The 5 for $5.95 includes the Arby melt, medium curly fries, medium drink, apple turnover and, get this, mozzarella sticks ( Read more... )

You Tube is down right now. This normally would be annoying, and it is, kinda. However, I can do without You Tube. I really like their technical difficulties page. Instead of pulling a myspace and lying or just throwing up random errors left and right, You Tube shows a little explainer graphic. As a textbook illustrator, I heartily approve.


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So I'm back home, doncha know. Last week, I lingered around Champaign after work. I'd either bother Ted, or go buy a book, or see a movie, or work late, etc ( Read more... )

Sorry, ladies. Ben Snider is out of the question. He is totally married. I went to the wedding. If you didn't go; it was because you weren't invited. You weren't invited because Ben doesn't know how to lick stamps ( Read more... )

"Hello Shane, this is so-and-so from Royse and Brinkmeyer. Your lease ended on the 22nd so we need your key in by the end of the day. Thanks ( Read more... )

I had Sam's Cafe for lunch today. Because of Jenn Rourke's daily podcast I know that Sam's family is trapped in Lebanon ( Read more... )

Here's a short story from the Rubberneck's hypothetical children's book series. It's long; so there's a jump. I hope you like it. The story will be included on our upcoming Rubberneck podcast.

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Come to our party!

Saturday!

9 ish!

509 W. Green Apt. 3!

Champaign!

BYOB!