Dear Diary,

Today I killed the neighbour's dog using a carving knife and a blender. As I cut into its legs, it yelped so much, until it could no more. But that'd teach it for waking me up at 5am in the morning.

I then put all the meat in a blender and made a sort of dogshake out of it, which I dubbed The Morning Woof.

...you're on facebook, and you're having a double-take on status messages, well...good. :P ( Read more... )

'08 has sucked balls so far. Just sayin'. Hoping it'll get better soon.

Update when I'm out of crunch mode at work. With a more detailed analysis of life. For now though, it just seems like I can't really catch much of a break. That's life, I suppose.

I sprained my left foot Thursday night, when I tripped and missed a step.

This means I will be walking slower and slightly more painfully than usual for a couple of days.

Just Jacks "Overtones" to be one of the best albums of 2007, if not ever.

Update in the new year. Some stuff is happening, and whichever way it goes, I'm sure I'll have something to write about...so watch this space!

Hi Everyone! *Waves*

If you live in the US or Canada
Was there a notable number of people absent from school and/or work today (Tuesday September 25th 2007)?

If you live in the UK or Europe
Same question, but tomorrow (Wednesday September 26th 2007).

Ok, so here is some of the stuff that has happened since I last updated ( Read more... )

Got a 42" LCD HDTV today. With a protection plan: $1086.50

More updates to come soon. It has been a while, I admit.