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Oct 20, 2008 12:01

It has come to my attention that I have proof God exists and is male...

Proof of God )

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montisello October 21 2008, 01:12:45 UTC
HA! I KNEW IT.

God is middle management. He's like the Jenni Greer of Heaven.

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kaladhwen October 21 2008, 04:33:48 UTC
Someday if I marry, I'm totally going to count on my friends to tell me the things no one else ever seems to, like these practical tips on how to avoid UTI's...

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cheyrose October 21 2008, 06:25:29 UTC
Oh honey, this is something I have grumbled over in my head MANY times with my kidney issues. UTI's we have to be sooper kairfoll of because if they spread to my kidneys, all hell breaks loose.

But they piss me off so badly. Because like you said, you can wipe properly, pee after sex, take/eat/drink cranberry and it STILL COMES. I had 13 UTIs last year. 13. THIRTEEEN. In a row. I kept getting the antibiotics and they kept coming back and my doctor said "HAHA maybe you wipe the wrong way" and I told him, look asshole, I've watched, consciously, how i wipe? Since I was 12, before I knew what a urethra WAS.

And FUCK they hurt, it's miserable!

I feel your pain honey, I'm so glad you feel better. I do not look forward to my next infection.

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