He Questioned My Dedication to Sparkle Motion

[shanmonster]

I worked at a crappity retail location selling knock-off Tommy Hilfiger sweaters, tiny Hong Kong women's fashions, and cheap bongs years ago. The store was in a mall, and I frequently worked the opening shift. My boss frequently set up little tests of my loyalty and competence. He hired what he called "mysterious shoppers" to check out my

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[dark_phoenix54]

What a freak. Glad he didn't put bear traps in the store.

[valkryor]

Wow. I have no words.

Bizzaroland Barrel of Monkeys, though, is something I will need to work into my vernacular.

[clevermanka]

[stitchwhich]

That is a weird and exasperating boss. Whose employee turnover rate is probably very, very high.

[shanmonster]

I don't think he had many employees. There was one guy before me, and I think that was it. My ex-boss died a year or two after I left to work elsewhere.

[m_danson]

Did he get caught in one of his own traps?

[shanmonster]

Possibly? I heard he died in a car accident.