1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
Don't judge me when when I say this.... Jesus.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
One that reflects what country I'm in. If I go to Mexico clearly I want people to call me Maria. Ya know, to blend in.
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Ohio... but only because I got that wrong on a geography test Sophomore year. Besides, who knows where Ohio is anyways?
4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
To pee standing up. That's interesting.
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
I don't like Star Wars.
6. Toy you always wanted as a child but never got.
Baby Born.... the one that actually pees and cries. God only knows why I wanted that thing.
7. Top three celebrities you wanna do.
1. Keith Urban. Fuck Nicole Kidman; she's a whore anyways.
2. Sean Patrick Thomas.
3. William from the Academy Is...
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Number one: SHOES. Weird, I know. If you have shoes I don't like, I don't like you. No personality what-so-ever. Being cocky. Not intelligent. Annnd if they look like they're not going anywhere in life. Annnd if they're dirty :/
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
Miami Vice.
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
Honestly, this is my entire life.
But!!! today when Andrew answered Becky's phone and told me she had to put her clothes back on I just told him okay and that I'd wait... not realizing until later what he really meant. Sometimes I'm too fucking dumb. :/
11. You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Mashed potatoes and marinated steak tips.
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
...I don't know.
13. Before you die you want?
To get out of Bridgewater State College in under 5 years, be married and have children, have a job I love...the usual.
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
Sky dive.
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Koala.
16. A drug you'll never try?
I refuse to do them.
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
A puppy. I love 'em!
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
Ryan Kane. Hands down. ...and quite possibly Chris Blydell. Polygamy is fine by me.
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
Apparently I didn't like the swings when I was a baby. When my Auntie Susan was babysitting me one day she thought it would be a good idea to take me and Justina to the park. BIG MISTAKE. Justina peed her pants and I just screamed the entire time I was in the swing.
20. First celebrity crush?
J.T.T--and for those of you who may not recognize those initials.. JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS.♥
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Something to slice people with. Considering I tell people who bother me that I'll slice them.
23. Favorite breakfast?
Fruity Pebbles!
24. Favorite parody movie?
...
25. Worst way to die?
Suffocating.
26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
I try not to look at blood. Hence why I've decided the nursing profession is not for me.
27. The worst injury you've ever had?
I broke my foot in fourth grade from gymnastics. And no I was not tumbling. I was, in fact, stepping off a mat and landed on it wrong. Talented, I know.
28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
Passing out on the couch while watching the Pats game with my whole family.
29. Sport you hate the most?
Not gonna lie, I haaaate baseball.
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Anywhere in Georgia is fine by me.
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
History. I'd love to know everything that's happened in the entire world.
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
At the moment, Kate Hudson.
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
"And for homework..." That phrase always ends poorly.
34. What makes an awesome party?
My Crew, Alcohol, a ruit table (complete with balls and cups) annnd MUSIC (preferably Ms New Booty).
35. What's your material obsession?
My hair straightener, eyeliner and mascara annnd my huge bag (even though it's the size of me I neeeeed that thing with me at all times).
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you like it said about you?
Sarcastic. orrr bulky cunt♥. I looove it!
37. Favorite kind of dog?
my Suti.... and I'm almost positive I'm getting a Yorkshire Terrier when I get older.
38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Cotton Candy.
39. Morning or night person?
Night.
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
-I always feel the need to teach EVERY person around me how to booty drop correctly. But I don't consider that a bad thing. No one wants to be a bad booty dropper.
-I like to dance on people. Not with, ON.
-I yell profanities uncontrollably when playing ruit. Don't be surprised if I yell "Scrotum" or "Titties" at you, it's allll for the game. And if I miss a cup I'm know to drop the f-bomb.
41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
I always lose whenever I try to buy things on EBay. Soo I've given up.
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
Pizza. Preferably with green peppers and mushrooms.
43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
Sadly, it's close to 3 am and I'm in the process of: finishing up a poster for recruitment slash Campfire USA, packing up winter clothes because Bridgewater is colder than ice annnd doing this survey.
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
I'm going to have to say Becky. She gives me lap dances.
45. Worst job you've ever had?
Park League. I don't think I'm meant to do arts and crafts with children at 8 in the morning.
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Only opening my soda cans halfway.!! I've gotten soo much shit from people for that one habit. It's not my fault I can't drink it when it's all the way open.
47. Favorite cereal?
Special K. and Fruity Pebbles--seriously a new obsession.
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
Running With Sissors.
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
Pushed my sister's earring through her ear when we were younger (I think we were in a fight and I got mad at her. For some reason it seemed like a good idea...)
50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
I have tons!
Pumpkin stuffed with newspapers [uncomfortable? yes. Cutest thing ever? yes.]
Belle from Beauty and the Beast (for about 3 years in a row).
Annnd a mermaid complete with a silver shiney wig.
TIME FOR BEEEED!
ps. I wish I was drinking with HeatherLane right.about.now!
CHOPSTICKS.... that is sooo Asian. ♥