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[shannanegans]

This is a ceremonial speech I gave tuesday for my final project in COMM 250 :

I have never felt so honored as I do today, this 25th of October, 2015.  It is in remembering all the larger-than-life women who came before me that I gratefully accept this honor of being the first ever femaleWorld Champion Sumo Wrestler. This is so overwhelming- I

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[lucyjune1684]

I have some of your Athletic Image pictures included in my webshots screensaver. Everytime I see them, I'm like: "Man, I wanna kick ass like Sparky!" You are the kicker of ass.

[saraphm]

Chyna! and Mr. Myagi! You're so worldly now, don't forget us little people. We still love you!

[munkeesee]

you're the hottest Sumo Wrestler ever. really. and your fingers look like vienna sausages in that last picture.

[sarahecapone]

wow...how did I miss that until today....Sparker, you're my hero